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January 23, 2018


Written BY: Oyekunle LIzzy Oyebola

(A Whatsapp Group conversation)

A- Hello fam, good morning 😍

B- Good morning babes. How was your night?😊

C- Mine was great o🙌

A- Mine too. Glory be to God

B- The Lord is good o. I have a testimony Family 💃

C: Hey… 😂 God of Our group is doing wonders! He has done it again!

D- 😭 Good morning Family,….😥 how many of you are tuned to your television sets?

B- I am at work o.. No TV… 😋

C- I am in church actually

D- C, you are in the church? How is it going? 😭…is everything alright?

C: Sure! The pastor is preaching. Its boring though, so I’m chatting..hehehehe…God forgive me 🙈

A- But, what’s the problem D?☹

D: Ah, I guess it has happened o sisters! 😭 My mum had a bad fever yesternite and I slept with her on the same bed, my hands wrapped her all night

C: Following

B: 👀

D: When I woke up this morning, my hands were still wrapped round something but it was only her blouse and wrapper ooo….🙆

A: Ahh!😳

B: Jesus!🙆‍♂

C: What!👁

D: I have searched everywhere to no avail ooooo…..😿🙀😤

B: You know what, search more please, the Lord will take charge🙏

A: 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃Mama T is typing o… good!

Mama T: sighs May she be found in Jesus’ name 🙏. Please, prayer unit, let us take note ✍. It is well

C: 🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀Ah! Something is wrong oooooo!🙆🙆🙆🙆 😳😳

Mama T: 👀 What is that?

C: It is time for offering collection ooo but the chief usher can’t be found 🙆….though his shoes, clothes, wristwatch and offering bags are on his seat… 😳😭😭😭😭😭 Ah, I don’t seem to get.

Mama T: Ah! 😳

D: 😤😭 that’s what I am saying ooooo….ah…it’s even on the news now that there are sudden disappearances everywhere!

Sister J: 😿 Good morning everyone. Are we not in church this morning that we are chatting like this?

Mama T: I am in church o, although I came to use the toilet 🙁

Sister J: 🤗 Hello fam, we need to be praying for our government ooo…people have just been disappearing anyhow….thank God none of my family has been kidnapped anyways.💃💃 😊🙌 May God keep us ooo

D: 🤔 I don’t think it’s the government ooo!…

A: What then?😲

B: Then what?😶

Mama H: Ladies…ah! 😰😢😪😪😓Morning ooooo….the rapture has taken place ooooooo 😭😭😭

A: 😳

B: Issalie! 🙄

C: It’s not possible oooo…how come my pastor didn’t make it? What of Mama T and Mama H See, sister J too? 😏😏😏😏…please, lets be confirming things before broadcasting it please!🙏🙏 That itself is sin!🙄🙄

Mama T: 😭😭😭 Sisters, I guess it has happened really!😭 I guess it’s the rapture. The bible says it would come in a twinkling of an eye, like a thief unannounced, fast like the movement of light!🙆‍♂🙆

D: But, what could have happened that you didn’t make it to heaven mama if that’s the case? 🤔😰

Mama T: 🙀🙈 I don’t deserve to o…I am Mama ooo but I have been sleeping with my fiancee since the inception of our relationship! 😭😭

A: 😳😳 Its a lie!

B: Unbelievable! 👁

E:😂😂😂 My sisters, my babes, don’t be scared at all. No disappearance occurred in my own church o and as far as I am concerned my church is one of the best gospel-upholding churches in Nigeria. Lemme send you a voice note of our ongoing spirit filled worship service sef👯👯

C: 👀 Eyes Waiting

B: 🙏🙏

Mama T: ☹

VOICENOTE: Somebody scream!…..huuuuuuuuuu…halleluyah! We go dey hail, hail, hail, hail, hail your name, day by day, all the way, all the way…come on, azonto for Jesus everybody! Yahoo to our heavenly father!….halleluyah…we go dey hail….

Mama H: 😔 Hmmmm…so, E, if it is not rapture, it is what?☹

E: My pastor just explained now when the panic became great that it was just an invasion of the aliens as it had been foretold by the scientists for how many years now mama…don’t be scared jhur!🙄

Mama T: Ah! That’s heresy! That’s falsehood!😭😭😭😭😭

E: My pastor wouldn’t have preached lies ma.Would you have missed it too if rapture had taken place?

Mama H: 🙌🏿🙈 Sadly, I would have! B actually said something to me last week that was so disrespectful to me and since then I had said I would intentionally avoid her chats. I had her in mind

B: 😳😳 Wow! Mama, why didn’t you tell me? Actually, F and G told me so so so and so about you and Mama T, since then, I had decided to steer clear of you both too and make your administration hell! I am sorry mama!🙏😔

Mama T: 😳👀 My goodness! Sister B!

Mama H: 👏🏾 Wonders shall never end

G: 📢📢📢📢📢 Hello everyone, I have a confession to make ooooo

H: Listening

G: The salvation experience we were asked to be sharing on Saturdays, it had been a lie for me oooo. I just decided to cook up something for the session to be interesting. I haven’t really experienced what salvation is. I just said my mind oooo….😭😭😭😭 Plus, my brother too can’t be found!

D: Lord Jesus!😳😭🙏

I: 😰😰😰😰😰 Good morning babes ooooo…ah, 🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆the apostle of our time is gone oooooo! During the service today, our general overseer suddenly disappeared oooo….the mic fell off! 😤😤😤😤😤

J: True! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Gone into the heavenlies!…ahhh!😤😤😤

K: Ah! This can’t be happening!😳😳

F: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 My doctor just disappeared oooo…please help me tell the whole house to pray for me so that I won’t die! I am in the theatre but my doctor has disappeared…I am left just open like that, everyone has fled but I can’t! 😭😭

Mama H: 😳 hospital? left open? What are you doing in the hospital Sister F?

F: 😔😔🙈 I just had an abortion! My fourth abortion! Pray to God to have mercy on me! 😓😓😢😢

A: Ah!🙆🙆

C: Jesus!😳😳

E: Sister F!😿😿

Mama T: 😭😭😭 See, no need exclaiming babes! It is sure we have missed the rapture! 😭😭 What else can we do? What else? 😭😭😭😭

Mama H: Ah! Oh no! 🙆🙆🙆 Why have I preached to others and then I would be a cast away? 😿🤔Why?…oh Lord!😭😭😭

Mama P: 😭😭😭😭Good morning ooooo

L: 😳😳😳😳😳 Mama P, you didn’t make it too 🙆🙆

Mama P: ☹☹This is her cousin o…please, we can’t find Mama P oooo….Please let’s pray ooo…her undies and clothes and bag were on the seat beside me in church, but we can’t find her…many other people as well…please, they said your prayer works, help us pray oooo🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Mama T: Ah!🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿Mama P made it! 😭😭😭😭 Ah! I missed it! Oh Lord! Oh Lord!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

M: But mama, what can be done now? Lets try to organize a discussion on something that can be done! 🙀😢

Mama T:😓 Its too late Sister M! Its too late!

M: Ah! 🙆 And its because of Porn ooo…and I begged God to help me oooo….see now! 😭 😭… Porn stopped me! Masturbation stabbed me!

N: No remedy! 😭😭😭😭

O: So, what next after this phase? What next? 🤔🤔🤔😰😰😰😥

Mama H: Sniffs It’s going to be 7 years of the reign of the Antichrist! 😭😭😭

Mama T: 😢We would have 3 and a half years of plenty and surplus and then three years of pain and tumult!😥😥

Q: Ah! 🙆🙆😭😭 How come I had never heard about this before? How come? 🤔

R: You attend a modern church now…all they preach to you is prosperity and miracles and tongues and deliverance! ☹🙄 You didn’t attend a church where the word is being preached!

S: Hisses Imagine! You that attended the Holier than thou church Sister R, how did you manage to still remain with us? How come the Word you know didn’t save you?🙄🙄🙄

R: 😷😷😷 😪😪😪 Oh my God! I can’t believe I missed it oooooo! Ah!

Mama T: The period of His mercy is over!😭😭😪

T: Ah! Oluwa mi ooooooo!🙆🙆🙆…..ah!😿😿 I had always preached it! I had been persecuted for my faith long enough yet, I am going to the same hell with my persecutors?🤔🤔🤔

U: Ah! As in! With yahoo boys, armed robbers, prostitutes, gangsters, ah! 🙆How I kept myself holy! 😰Of what use is my virginity and the decent dressing and going to church when we are going to the same hell? 🙁 Eh? How did I miss it Lord? Could it be because of my Pride? Because of my self righteousness? Because of my criticisms of which church is good and which one is bad? Could it be?😭😭😭😭

V: Oh how the whole congregation of over five thousand people fell on their faces while I ministered at the concert I organized yesterday! Oh how they wept bitterly when I sang with passion , ‘If you miss heaven you’ll cry!’😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

W: 😧😧😦I should have known! 😭😭😭😭 Ah ah! When all these things were happening, I should have known! When we now have LGBT churches for lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenders, I should have known! When, government upon government, things are getting worse and worse, I should have known! When wonderful singers of evergreen songs are declaring themselves gay, I should have known! When a popular person could stand up in the midst of the congregation to say Jesus is not the way to heaven but one of the ways! I should have known! When things are getting worst and worst, I should have known! Bomb blasts here and there every time, I should have known! War in Syrian today, Iraq tomorrow, Pakistan, the next, I should have known! I should have known! Going to hell with Boko Haram jihadists, with unbelievers! With Pharaoh! With Jezebel! Ah! I should have known…The times were at the corner…I should have known!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Y: The times are here now! 👁👁👁The Book of Life is closed! 😔😔😿

Z: Ah! Fire oooooo! Ah! So, like, I would miss it and go to hell? Seriously?….ah! 😳😳😳😦😦😦😿😿😭😭

Mama T: We might not eventually go to hell after this o. 🙁

B: REally!😳

D: That would be great!🙌🏿🙀

E: What!👁

F: 👯

Mama T: If we can struggle not to get the marks 666, we could be saved!😪😪

J: AH! That’s all? Wipes tears I will do it! I don’t want the marks!

Mama H: It’s not as easy as that o Sister J! ☹

K: Ah ah! Why nah?🤔

Mama T: At first, Jesus died and shed His blood for us. The blood was free for us! Without the shedding of Blood, there is no remission of sin! We would have to buy our own salvation now with our blood! 😰😰

K: What! Ah!🙆🙆😪😪

L: I can do anything oooo…I can! I must make that heaven!🙌🏿

Mama H: The problem is that if under grace and mercy, we could not just stop doing some things because of temporal pains, what of now that mercy is gone, grace is withdrawn? Can we really go through the pains of having our eyes gouged out, our hands broken, our skin torn, our head smashed, our intestines spilt…..can we???…. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

H: 😭😭😭😭😭

J: I am crying LOrd, I have missed Heaven! I have missed the rapture! Ah!😪😪😪😪😪😪😭😭😭

S: And my pastors warned me oooo…that I should stop relationship with bad friends…I thought I could handle them but now they have handled me! they have thrown me to hell! I was warned😥😥😭😭

R: 😢😢😢😢 See, there is no use beating the dead horse ehn!….Please our mamas and our sisters, could you start sensitizing us on how it would be? Teach us about the tribulation period, about antichrist, about God’s wrath! About 666, tell us please, tell us….🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿😭😭😭


The chat continues……


My friends, in that whatsapp group, many of them missed it!

Whether we like it or not, what was typed here will happen somewhere, SOMETIME SOON!

For you, you don’t hear such preaching in your church, that is NOT a church ma and sir! Flee and seek the TRUTH!

The time is near!….its Sometime Soon!

The end time is here!….Are you ready
(In Tola Teriba’s song those days…)

Life is so funny
to which I can not understand
we live today and tomorrow we die
what is the meaning of life?
this might be your last chance, accept Jesus today….
tomorrow, might be too late for you
What is the meaning of life?

#Have _a_rethink_of_life’s_meaning

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Day Two and It’s Going Well
December 28, 2017

Two days and I think I’m getting the lay of the land. I’ve already found a few places to talk about anime. I’ll look for a manga station later. With the New Year so close I’m in crunch time trying to figure out budgets and business plans for 2018.

Along with LiteracyBase, which seems like a wicked cool social area, I also found Penpee.com. Writers are paid per chapter for their short stories. They aren’t paid much per view but they do get paid for every read a chapter gets. It seems like it might be a good spot for short stories that don’t have a home. I’ve still got some digging to do, but it’s on the list.

There are also my nonfiction works. I’ve been playing around on Vocal.Media for the last few months and I believe it may be a paying market for passive earnings. I’m looking for other places to post articles for passive income, but it could be tricky. That seems to be a fading market and I hate Adsense share. It makes things overly complicated and I just can’t keep track of it along with everything else.

My “little online earners” are in need of a shuffling around too. These are my easy survey sites and paid to sites. I even have a paid lock screen on my phone. Hey, anything to keep the ends tied. These sites don’t pay much. That’s why they’re “little online earners” and why I don’t focus a lot of time to them. My mom makes a good bit more extra from them than I do, but still it’s just enough to get her a few hundred dollars a year.

Anyway, once my daughter goes back to school I’ll be able to settle back into a schedule and get everything straightened out. I’ll also start posting more meaningful bits and pieces on here. Expect posts about anime, manga, writing, publishing, cover design, book reviews and just about anything else that might be wandering around my head.

Peace and Love!

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It’s My First Day Here
December 28, 2017

So, I’m just testing my limits here. This evening I stumbled across Literacy Base while looking up passive income writing sites. I have yet to find any kind of word limit for these posts, but I expect to keep looking around and find something.

A little about me… I’m an author who works from home. This gave me five wonderful years to bond with my daughter before she headed into the public school system. I started freelance writing a year after she was born to help keep the ends tied. My husband gave me a lot of wiggle room for how I’d create my income and 8 years later I’ve published five books and have a handful of side earners that keep me on my toes.

If you’re interested in paranormal romance or interactive romance you can check out my titles:

The Saving Grace Saga

  • Witch Hunt

After the bloody murder of her brother, Rei finds herself on the run from the coven that killed him. A powerful Earth witch, Rei searches for a natural well of magic to avenge her brother’s death, even if it costs her life. However, standing between her and her goal is an alluring wolf.

Aidan never took the time or interest to look for his mate, but when the young witch shows up on pack hunting grounds his solitary life is turned upside down. Now, he must find a way to protect his pack and the woman that fate has handed him.

  • Fox Hunt

Living a nomadic lifestyle, Dilly is accustomed to being on the move, but the Federal Witch Hunters are after more than broken wands. Now they’re hunting for wolf pelts, and Dilly and her family are in their sights. Dilly must choose to charge to her family’s rescue or rely on a man she just met.

Leader of his werewolf bloodline, Mike travels across the country in search of a family traveling through the Southern Appalachian Mountains. Finding his mate in the headstrong Dilly, Mike is faced with the possibility of war with not only the burners but his own mate.

  • Fire Hunt

Julia was dedicated to the cause, even though she was marked a traitor by her own kind for becoming a Federal Witch Hunter. When her partner captures a man from her past, Julia must make a choice: Let the witch be tortured, or blow her cover and go with plan B.

All Edmund wanted was to help the magical community and escape his extremist lifestyle. Instead he was setup and captured by Witch Hunters. Cut off from his magic and held prisoner, Edmund didn’t think things could get worse. Then Julia struts into his holding cell with an escape plan.


Lost Relic: An Interactive Romance Novel

Years of working inside a museum have taken a toll on Lillian’s passion for history. Now two strangers, each a master of his field, have shown up offering her a chance to rekindle her love. The lost temple of the Golden King is hidden just beyond the horizon of the Amazon and now Lillian has the chance to be a part of its discovery. Will she follow the prestigious historian or the roguish treasure hunter? You decide.


Just Beyond Daybreak – a paranormal romance novella

When the source of her family’s magical energy and life force is stolen, Meredith Blackburn is left with little choice, but to search out the best magical tracker she knows. Unfortunately Malcolm Blackwood is more than just a tracker, he is also a man who captivates Meredith’s thoughts.

She strolled into Malcolm’s life with a job that he didn’t want, but instantly he regretted turning her away. Now, with his own family relics in danger, Malcolm finds himself unable to leave Meredith behind.
Can they save the Blackburn bloodline? Or will family ties tear them apart?


All of my titles are available on Amazon. Also, I plan on exploring Literacy Base more as the days go by.

Peace and Love1

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Art, also called (to distinguish it from other art forms) visual art
November 14, 2017

a visual object or experience consciously created through an expression of skill or imagination. The term art encompasses diverse media such as painting, sculpture, printmaking, drawing, decorative arts, photography, and installation.
The various visual arts exist within a continuum that ranges from purely aesthetic purposes at one end to purely utilitarian purposes at the other. Such a polarity of purpose is reflected in the commonly used terms artist and artisan, the latter understood as one who gives considerable attention to the utilitarian. This should by no means be taken as a rigid scheme, however. Even within one form of art, motives may vary widely; thus a potter or a weaver may create a highly functional work that is at the same time beautiful—a salad bowl, for example, or a blanket—or may create works that have no purpose beyond being admired. In cultures such as those of Africa and Oceania, a definition of art that encompasses this continuum has existed for centuries. In the West, however, by the mid-18th century the development of academies for painting and sculpture established a sense that these media were “art” and therefore separate from more utilitarian media. This separation of art forms continued among art institutions until the late 20th century, when such rigid distinctions began to be questioned.
Particularly in the 20th century, a different sort of debate arose over the definition of art. A seminal moment in this discussion occurred in 1917, when Dada artist Marcel Duchamp submitted a porcelain urinal entitled Fountain to a public exhibition in New York City. Through this act, Duchamp put forth a new definition of what constitutes a work of art: he implied that it is enough for an artist to deem something “art” and put it in a publicly accepted venue. Implicit within this gesture was a challenge to the established art institutions—such as museums, exhibiting groups, and galleries—that have the power to determine what is and is not considered art. Such intellectual experimentation continued throughout the 20th century in movements such as conceptual art and minimalism. By the turn of the 21st century, a variety of new media (e.g., video art) further challenged traditional definitions of art.

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What’s on TV Monday: Veterans Day Documentaries and ‘Ill Behaviour’
November 14, 2017

HBO and PBS honor Veterans Day with two new documentaries. And the wildly imaginative comedy “Ill Behaviour” arrives on Showtime.
What’s on TV

WAR DOG: A SOLDIER’S BEST FRIEND (2017) 8 p.m. on HBO; also on HBO streaming platforms. Directed by Deborah Scranton (“The War Tapes”), this new documentary looks at the bond between Special Operations soldiers and the K9s that serve them in combat. Three soldiers recount how their loyal, four-legged partners stood by their side on the battlefield and provided emotional support during the darkest times.

PARADISE RUN 7 p.m. on Nickelodeon. Set in Hawaii, this game show pits pairs of young contestants against each other in grueling competitions.
MAN WITH A PLAN 8:30 p.m. on CBS. Matt LeBlanc dips his toes into hands-on parenting in this family sitcom. Mr. LeBlanc plays Adam Burns, a contractor who gives up his role as Daddy Fun Times to become a stay-at-home dad after his wife, Andi (Liza Snyder), returns to work. Adam — a beer-loving man’s man — struggles with his new role but finds his way. The sitcom has its amusing moments, but its premise is a tad outdated, James Poniewozik wrote in The New York Times. In this second-season premiere, Andi becomes jealous when her daughter Kate (Grace Kaufman) turns to the family’s new babysitter for advice. Even worse, the attractive hire has her eyes on Adam.

ALMOST SUNRISE (2017) 10 p.m. on PBS (check local listings). Two Iraq veterans, Tom Voss and Anthony Anderson, decide to come to terms with their wartime memories by walking from Milwaukee to Santa Barbara, Calif. Their symbolic trek was an attempt to overcome their “moral injury,” which this documentary defines as “a wound to the soul, caused by participation in events that violate one’s deeply held sense of right and wrong.” The 2,700-mile journey also helped raise funds for a veterans gathering place in Milwaukee.
ILL BEHAVIOUR 10:30 p.m. on Showtime. This new dark comedy series imagines just how far some would go for the ones they love. When Charlie (Tom Riley) announces he has cancer but is opting for natural healing remedies instead of chemotherapy, his best friend, Joel (Chris Geere), won’t have it. With the help of his college friend Tess (Jessica Regan), Joel kidnaps Charlie, locks him in a basement and has an oncologist (Lizzy Caplan) administer chemotherapy against his will.

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Jon Stewart and Robert Smigel Craft a Comedy Benefit at a Polarized Moment
November 14, 2017

Across their comedy careers, Jon Stewart and Robert Smigel have taken wildly different approaches to topical humor. Mr. Stewart, as the host of “The Daily Show,” honed a pointed, partisan perspective that rooted out hypocrisy in current events. Mr. Smigel has developed a gleefully unmannered voice that he’s used to send up politics and pop culture on shows like “Saturday Night Live” and as his trash-talking puppet creation, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
The two friends recently spoke about their views of the current political moment as they prepare for their annual comedy concert, “Night of Too Many Stars: America Unites For Autism Programs,” to benefit Next for Autism, which creates and supports school programs and services for people with autism. This year’s event will be held on Saturday at the Theater at Madison Square Garden and broadcast live on HBO, with a lineup that includes Chris Rock, Stephen Colbert, Adam Sandler, Abbi Jacobson and Hasan Minhaj.

This interview occurred before The New York Times published a report on the sexual misconduct of Louis C.K., who was scheduled to perform at the benefit. HBO has since announced that he has been dropped from the lineup. In a statement provided after the interview, Mr. Stewart and Mr. Smigel said: “It’s obviously very upsetting, and we hope the victims are finding some solace. We’re thankful that the culture’s finally changing and allowing them to feel safe enough to speak out.”
The show comes at a challenging moment for comedy, which is having a hard time preserving an inclusive, big-tent spirit when performers feel compelled to express their personal politics in their work. Mr. Stewart and Mr. Smigel got together recently to talk about “Night of Too Many Stars” and how comedy has been affected by internet culture and polarization. These are edited excerpts from that conversation.
When did you two first meet?

JON STEWART Hebrew school.

ROBERT SMIGEL Summer camp. We were in “Godspell” together. I think I met you at an “S.N.L.” party.

STEWART Those were always the parties that you’d walk outside and go, it’s light again.

SMIGEL The first benefit my wife, Michelle, and I did for NBC was in 2003. Everybody who does the show, they’re happy to help and I’m very grateful. Jon was really curious, and when I told him why this exists, it was because my son Daniel couldn’t get into any kind of school that could help him at that age.

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Governors Awards Omit Mention (Onstage) of Sex Harassment Scandals
November 14, 2017

LOS ANGELES — The show apparently goes on.

On Saturday night, as chauffeured S.U.V.’s carrying the likes of Jennifer Lawrence and Steven Spielberg inched through gridlock traffic en route to the Governors Awards, the first major stop on Hollywood’s long march to the Oscars, a question hung in the air: How would attendees handle self-celebration at a time when sexual harassment scandals are engulfing the entertainment industry?

On the presenter list were some of Hollywood’s most outspoken women, including Angelina Jolie, Ava DuVernay and Jessica Chastain. Would the tone be less gleeful than usual? Perhaps the Piper-Heidsieck Brut Champagne would flow a little less freely?

The outcome was perhaps summed up best by a moment during the cocktail hour, when a waiter arrived with a tray of hors d’oeuvres. “Deviled eggs for everyone!” he cheerfully pronounced.
Indeed, the topic of sexual harassment went unmentioned during the formal ceremony, which lasted more than three hours and covered honorary Oscars for the cinematographer Owen Roizman, the actor Donald Sutherland and three directors — Agnès Varda, Charles Burnett and Alejandro G. Iñárritu. The closest anyone came to the elephant in the room was Ms. Jolie, who introduced Ms. Varda, the filmmaker credited with inspiring the French new wave movement with her 1956 film, “La Pointe Courte.”

“We need to draw strength from artists like Agnès,” Ms. Jolie said from the stage. “Those women who went first, who took that first step, showed the way for all of us.”
Then Ms. Jolie and the mischievous Ms. Varda did a little dance.
It seemed during a few moments as if the Governors Awards were taking place in a parallel dimension where the torrent of sexual harassment allegations against male stars, producers and directors did not exist. Dustin Hoffman, for instance, strode onstage and was greeted with enthusiastic applause. In recent weeks, Mr. Hoffman was accused of sexual harassment by two women. He issued an apology on Nov. 1.

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Contemporary Art Sales: Do I Hear $100 Million?
November 14, 2017

The bellwether November gigaweek of art auctions starting Monday promises drama, with the most talked-about inclusion in a New York contemporary art sale in years — and a last-minute exclusion of works by Norman Rockwell.

What is a painting by Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519) doing in Christie’s sale of postwar and contemporary art Wednesday night, sandwiched between Jean-Michel Basquiat and the Latvian-born Vija Celmins?

Simple. At these important biannual auctions, the evening contemporary sales are where the world’s wealthiest art collectors do their buying. And Christie’s is expecting Leonardo’s recently rediscovered “Salvator Mundi” to sell for at least $100 million.

A guarantee of a minimum, undisclosed bid, by a third party, ensures that the price is certain to set a new high for an old master at auction, beating the $76.7 million achieved in 2002 at Sotheby’s in London for the Rubens masterpiece “The Massacre of the Innocents” ($83.5 million today).
And when fees are added, it should also exceed the colossal $110.5 million spent by the Japanese collector Yusaku Maezawa for a Jean-Michel Basquiat painting at Sotheby’s contemporary auction in May. The allure of Leonardo has already inspired Paramount to buy the film rights to Walter Isaacson’s newly published biography of the Italian Renaissance artist, with Leonardo DiCaprio as the lead.

“It’s an iconic picture and an iconic name,” Jean-Luc Baroni, a dealer in old masters, based in London, said of the Leonardo. “By putting it in a contemporary sale, they shine a big light on the painting.” And for clients of contemporary art, “the price level might sound less prohibitive,” he added.

Impressionist, modern and contemporary art with an estimated value of least $1.6 billion will be offered at Christie’s, Sotheby’s and Phillips. The value of these consignments, which include works by Francis Bacon, Andy Warhol, Fernand Leger and Franz Kline, as well as, incongruously, a Ferrari racecar, represents an increase of more than 46 percent over the equivalent auctions last November.

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Louis C.K. and Hollywood’s Canon of Creeps
November 14, 2017

Soon after Harvey Weinstein was first outed as a sexual predator, I created a document titled “Creeps” in which I tried to list every man who had sexually harassed or assaulted me. It’s a companion to the running inventory that I keep in my head of the male filmmakers, in Hollywood and out, whose work degrades or disdains women. This is another kind of cinematic canon, one that includes directors I loathe and those I otherwise sometimes admire, however reluctantly. I imagine that a lot of women who love movies even when the movies don’t love us back have their own such lists.

One fallacy about criticism is that it can be practiced objectively, as if we could see and write about movies from some sort of out-of-body experience. As if it were possible for me to watch a movie in which women are abused for no apparent reason — without even a pretense of narrative rationale — and view this exploitation as simply another formal attribute, like the cinematography, soundtrack or superb camerawork. I’ve watched a lot of movies with really excellent camerawork from male directors who treat women onscreen like garbage. And then there’s the peculiar and ugly case of Louis C.K., whose forthcoming movie, “I Love You, Daddy,” was recently yanked by its distributor.

Louis C.K. is of course only the latest powerful man to be accused of what is politely called sexual misconduct, in his case masturbating in front of appalled women. On Friday, he admitted in a statement that “these stories are true,” closing with a pledge that I hope is widely heeded: “I have spent my long and lucky career talking and saying anything I want. I will now step back and take a long time to listen.” I don’t feel bad for him or mourn a career that may be over. He’s rich and can crawl into a cushy hole, where he should follow his own advice and listen, namely to women who have been silenced by men who are free to say — and do — what they want.

This freedom is at the center of “I Love You, Daddy,” which now serves as the last will and testament for at least Louis C.K.’s career to date. I first saw the movie in September at the Toronto International Film Festival. As a catalog of male pathology, it made me laugh, at times uncomfortably, but part of its power was that it also seemed confessional. The history of cinema is also a history of the exploitation of women, and here was a male director seemingly grappling with this. As I wrote then: “Cinema has long served as a vehicle for male onanism, a space in which male fantasies about sexual power over women are expressed on screen and enacted behind the camera.”

“I Love You, Daddy” is a compendium of such male fantasies. It centers on a successful television director, Glen (Louis C.K.), in the midst of myriad crises. He’s incapable of parenting his 17-year-old daughter, China (Chloë Grace Moretz), and caves to her every wish. (“Can I take the jet?”) He’s similarly thwarted at work. He’s signed up to create a new TV show but is creatively stuck, to the exasperation of his producing partner, Paula (Edie Falco). Meanwhile, he has fired one actress and hired another, Grace (Rose Byrne), and they start sleeping together. She introduces Glen to his idol, a pompous, 68-year-old filmmaker named Leslie (John Malkovich), who, as someone says, “likes young girls.”
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A lot happens in the movie, which repeatedly circles back to the question of whether it’s possible to separate the artist from the art, a question that some are asking now of Louis C.K. For Glen, this takes on extra urgency when China begins an undefined relationship with Leslie, who showers her with attention, shopping with her and sweeping her off to Paris. The first time they talk at length, Leslie even defines radical feminism for China, a scene that mirrors another in which Glen delivers a more generalized feminist lesson. Men explaining equality to a young woman is one provocation; another is that Grace defends sexual relations between teenage girls and adult men.

The other sustained provocation is that “I Love You, Daddy” is partly about the Woody Allen Problem. The film’s black-and-white cinematography is an obvious reference to Mr. Allen’s oft-celebrated 1979 film “Manhattan,” in which he plays a comedy writer having an affair with a 17-year-old girl. The title “I Love You, Daddy” refers to China’s repeated declaration to Glen, but it also seems like a nod at Mr. Allen’s expansive influence on comedy. Louis C.K. himself has been compared to Mr. Allen and he appeared in Mr. Allen’s 2013 drama “Blue Jasmine.” “He’s a very big deal in my life,” Louis C.K. said of being cast in that movie. “Since I was a little kid, I loved Woody Allen.”

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Nick Kroll Still Isn’t Over Puberty. Just Ask His Therapist.
November 14, 2017

With its squirm-inducing take on puberty — the bodily changes, mood swings and sexual curiosity — the Netflix series “Big Mouth” can be shockingly dirty.

“But beneath that is a show that’s trying to talk about really important lessons,” said Nick Kroll, one of its stars and creators. “Something that adults would enjoy but also that kids could watch and feel like they’re not traversing this incredibly tricky time alone.”

“Big Mouth” reimagines the puberty of the real-life besties Andrew Goldberg, an early bloomer, and Mr. Kroll, a very late one, as they’re guided by the demonic Hormone Monster (voiced by Mr. Kroll) and Monstress (Maya Rudolph). No one escapes unscathed: Among the tales of teenage terror are the night that Andrew (John Mulaney) ejaculates while slow-dancing with a girl and the day Jessi (Jessi Klein) gets her period during a class trip to the Statue of Liberty — in white shorts, no less.

In a call from Buenos Aires, where he is shooting Chris Weitz’s “Operation Finale,” about the hunt for Adolf Eichmann, Mr. Kroll discussed some of his own coming-of-age embarrassments. Here are edited excerpts from the conversation.
What’s your most humiliating puberty story?

I got “pantsed” in seventh grade. But my underwear came down as well, and my penis was exposed to the girl that I had my crush on. I hadn’t hit puberty, so it was a bald little cashew. That definitely had a lasting effect.

You’ve called this the most autobiographical of all your shows.

So many of the feelings and emotions that I was going through at 12 and 13 have become the DNA of the rest of my life. I’ve been in therapy for a long time and found that things I was talking about I would then use in building the character of Nick, and vice versa.

When did you start puberty?

I got my first pubic hair when I was going into high school, so about 14-ish. I was very small and gregarious and, I think, a likable kid. Then when I hit puberty, I became much more temperamental and explosive, and my parents were taken aback. I also grew probably 10 inches in high school, to a strapping 140 pounds.

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