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Two Rude Uncles Yelling to the beat

ommy Smart was thinking about Annie England again. Annie was an energetic monster with hairy eyes and dirty legs.

Tommy walked over to the window and reflected on his fiery surroundings. He had always hated Hot At the secret gate to hell at the edge of the planet. with its raspy, ratty River of flames. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel anger.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the an energetic figure of Annie England.

Tommy gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a hopeful, patient, Vodka drinker with red eyes and sticky legs. His friends saw him as a glorious, green giant. Once, he had even helped a gentle puppy cross the road.

But not even a hopeful person who had once helped a gentle puppy cross the road, was prepared for what Annie had in store today.

The moon shone like Drinking owls, making Tommy confused. Tommy grabbed a tattered hawk that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Tommy stepped outside and Annie came closer, he could see the horrible glint in her eye.

“I am here because I want revenge,” Annie bellowed, in a bold tone. She slammed her fist against Tommy’s chest, with the force of 2031 monkeys. “I frigging hate you, Tommy Smart.”

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Tommy looked back, even more confused and still fingering the tattered hawk. “Annie, go to hell you soulless beast,” he replied.

They looked at each other with fear feelings, like two huge, handsome horses Fighting at a very selfish birthday party, which had Heavy Metal music playing in the background and two rude uncles yelling to the beat.

Suddenly, Annie lunged forward and tried to punch Tommy in the face. Quickly, Tommy grabbed the tattered hawk and brought it down on Annie’s skull.

Annie’s hairy eyes trembled and her dirty legs wobbled. She looked Sad, her body raw like a kaleidoscopic, keen knife.

Then she let out an agonizing groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Annie England was dead.

Tommy Smart went back inside and made himself a nice shot of Vodka.

THE END




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