SOMETIME SOON!
Written BY: Oyekunle LIzzy Oyebola
(A Whatsapp Group conversation)
A- Hello fam, good morning ๐
B- Good morning babes. How was your night?๐
C- Mine was great o๐
A- Mine too. Glory be to God
B- The Lord is good o. I have a testimony Family ๐
C: Heyโฆ ๐ God of Our group is doing wonders! He has done it again!
D- ๐ญ Good morning Family,โฆ.๐ฅ how many of you are tuned to your television sets?
B- I am at work o.. No TVโฆ ๐
C- I am in church actually
D- C, you are in the church? How is it going? ๐ญโฆis everything alright?
C: Sure! The pastor is preaching. Its boring though, so Iโm chatting..heheheheโฆGod forgive me ๐
A- But, whatโs the problem D?โน
D: Ah, I guess it has happened o sisters! ๐ญ My mum had a bad fever yesternite and I slept with her on the same bed, my hands wrapped her all night
C: Following
B: ๐
D: When I woke up this morning, my hands were still wrapped round something but it was only her blouse and wrapper oooโฆ.๐
A: Ahh!๐ณ
B: Jesus!๐โโ
C: What!๐
D: I have searched everywhere to no avail oooooโฆ..๐ฟ๐๐ค
B: You know what, search more please, the Lord will take charge๐
A: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Mama T is typing oโฆ good!
Mama T: sighs May she be found in Jesusโ name ๐. Please, prayer unit, let us take note โ. It is well
C: ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโAh! Something is wrong oooooo!๐๐๐๐ ๐ณ๐ณ
Mama T: ๐ What is that?
C: It is time for offering collection ooo but the chief usher canโt be found ๐โฆ.though his shoes, clothes, wristwatch and offering bags are on his seatโฆ ๐ณ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Ah, I donโt seem to get.
Mama T: Ah! ๐ณ
D: ๐ค๐ญ thatโs what I am saying oooooโฆ.ahโฆitโs even on the news now that there are sudden disappearances everywhere!
Sister J: ๐ฟ Good morning everyone. Are we not in church this morning that we are chatting like this?
Mama T: I am in church o, although I came to use the toilet ๐
Sister J: ๐ค Hello fam, we need to be praying for our government oooโฆpeople have just been disappearing anyhowโฆ.thank God none of my family has been kidnapped anyways.๐๐ ๐๐ May God keep us ooo
D: ๐ค I donโt think itโs the government ooo!โฆ
A: What then?๐ฒ
B: Then what?๐ถ
Mama H: Ladiesโฆah! ๐ฐ๐ข๐ช๐ช๐Morning oooooโฆ.the rapture has taken place ooooooo ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
A: ๐ณ
B: Issalie! ๐
C: Itโs not possible ooooโฆhow come my pastor didnโt make it? What of Mama T and Mama H See, sister J too? ๐๐๐๐โฆplease, lets be confirming things before broadcasting it please!๐๐ That itself is sin!๐๐
Mama T: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Sisters, I guess it has happened really!๐ญ I guess itโs the rapture. The bible says it would come in a twinkling of an eye, like a thief unannounced, fast like the movement of light!๐โโ๐
D: But, what could have happened that you didnโt make it to heaven mama if thatโs the case? ๐ค๐ฐ
Mama T: ๐๐ I donโt deserve to oโฆI am Mama ooo but I have been sleeping with my fiancee since the inception of our relationship! ๐ญ๐ญ
A: ๐ณ๐ณ Its a lie!
B: Unbelievable! ๐
E:๐๐๐ My sisters, my babes, donโt be scared at all. No disappearance occurred in my own church o and as far as I am concerned my church is one of the best gospel-upholding churches in Nigeria. Lemme send you a voice note of our ongoing spirit filled worship service sef๐ฏ๐ฏ
C: ๐ Eyes Waiting
B: ๐๐
Mama T: โน
VOICENOTE: Somebody scream!โฆ..huuuuuuuuuuโฆhalleluyah! We go dey hail, hail, hail, hail, hail your name, day by day, all the way, all the wayโฆcome on, azonto for Jesus everybody! Yahoo to our heavenly father!โฆ.halleluyahโฆwe go dey hailโฆ.
Mama H: ๐ Hmmmmโฆso, E, if it is not rapture, it is what?โน
E: My pastor just explained now when the panic became great that it was just an invasion of the aliens as it had been foretold by the scientists for how many years now mamaโฆdonโt be scared jhur!๐
Mama T: Ah! Thatโs heresy! Thatโs falsehood!๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
E: My pastor wouldnโt have preached lies ma.Would you have missed it too if rapture had taken place?
Mama H: ๐๐ฟ๐ Sadly, I would have! B actually said something to me last week that was so disrespectful to me and since then I had said I would intentionally avoid her chats. I had her in mind
B: ๐ณ๐ณ Wow! Mama, why didnโt you tell me? Actually, F and G told me so so so and so about you and Mama T, since then, I had decided to steer clear of you both too and make your administration hell! I am sorry mama!๐๐
Mama T: ๐ณ๐ My goodness! Sister B!
Mama H: ๐๐พ Wonders shall never end
G: ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข Hello everyone, I have a confession to make ooooo
H: Listening
G: The salvation experience we were asked to be sharing on Saturdays, it had been a lie for me oooo. I just decided to cook up something for the session to be interesting. I havenโt really experienced what salvation is. I just said my mind ooooโฆ.๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Plus, my brother too canโt be found!
D: Lord Jesus!๐ณ๐ญ๐
I: ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ Good morning babes oooooโฆah, ๐๐๐๐๐the apostle of our time is gone oooooo! During the service today, our general overseer suddenly disappeared ooooโฆ.the mic fell off! ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
J: True! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Gone into the heavenlies!โฆahhh!๐ค๐ค๐ค
K: Ah! This canโt be happening!๐ณ๐ณ
F: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ My doctor just disappeared ooooโฆplease help me tell the whole house to pray for me so that I wonโt die! I am in the theatre but my doctor has disappearedโฆI am left just open like that, everyone has fled but I canโt! ๐ญ๐ญ
Mama H: ๐ณ hospital? left open? What are you doing in the hospital Sister F?
F: ๐๐๐ I just had an abortion! My fourth abortion! Pray to God to have mercy on me! ๐๐๐ข๐ข
A: Ah!๐๐
C: Jesus!๐ณ๐ณ
E: Sister F!๐ฟ๐ฟ
Mama T: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ See, no need exclaiming babes! It is sure we have missed the rapture! ๐ญ๐ญ What else can we do? What else? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Mama H: Ah! Oh no! ๐๐๐ Why have I preached to others and then I would be a cast away? ๐ฟ๐คWhy?โฆoh Lord!๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Mama P: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญGood morning ooooo
L: ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ Mama P, you didnโt make it too ๐๐
Mama P: โนโนThis is her cousin oโฆplease, we canโt find Mama P ooooโฆ.Please letโs pray oooโฆher undies and clothes and bag were on the seat beside me in church, but we canโt find herโฆmany other people as wellโฆplease, they said your prayer works, help us pray oooo๐๐๐๐๐๐
Mama T: Ah!๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟMama P made it! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Ah! I missed it! Oh Lord! Oh Lord!๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
M: But mama, what can be done now? Lets try to organize a discussion on something that can be done! ๐๐ข
Mama T:๐ Its too late Sister M! Its too late!
M: Ah! ๐ And its because of Porn oooโฆand I begged God to help me ooooโฆ.see now! ๐ญ ๐ญโฆ Porn stopped me! Masturbation stabbed me!
N: No remedy! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
O: So, what next after this phase? What next? ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฅ
Mama H: Sniffs Itโs going to be 7 years of the reign of the Antichrist! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Mama T: ๐ขWe would have 3 and a half years of plenty and surplus and then three years of pain and tumult!๐ฅ๐ฅ
Q: Ah! ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ How come I had never heard about this before? How come? ๐ค
R: You attend a modern church nowโฆall they preach to you is prosperity and miracles and tongues and deliverance! โน๐ You didnโt attend a church where the word is being preached!
S: Hisses Imagine! You that attended the Holier than thou church Sister R, how did you manage to still remain with us? How come the Word you know didnโt save you?๐๐๐
R: ๐ท๐ท๐ท ๐ช๐ช๐ช Oh my God! I canโt believe I missed it oooooo! Ah!
Mama T: The period of His mercy is over!๐ญ๐ญ๐ช
T: Ah! Oluwa mi ooooooo!๐๐๐โฆ..ah!๐ฟ๐ฟ I had always preached it! I had been persecuted for my faith long enough yet, I am going to the same hell with my persecutors?๐ค๐ค๐ค
U: Ah! As in! With yahoo boys, armed robbers, prostitutes, gangsters, ah! ๐How I kept myself holy! ๐ฐOf what use is my virginity and the decent dressing and going to church when we are going to the same hell? ๐ Eh? How did I miss it Lord? Could it be because of my Pride? Because of my self righteousness? Because of my criticisms of which church is good and which one is bad? Could it be?๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
V: Oh how the whole congregation of over five thousand people fell on their faces while I ministered at the concert I organized yesterday! Oh how they wept bitterly when I sang with passion , โIf you miss heaven youโll cry!โ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
W: ๐ง๐ง๐ฆI should have known! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Ah ah! When all these things were happening, I should have known! When we now have LGBT churches for lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenders, I should have known! When, government upon government, things are getting worse and worse, I should have known! When wonderful singers of evergreen songs are declaring themselves gay, I should have known! When a popular person could stand up in the midst of the congregation to say Jesus is not the way to heaven but one of the ways! I should have known! When things are getting worst and worst, I should have known! Bomb blasts here and there every time, I should have known! War in Syrian today, Iraq tomorrow, Pakistan, the next, I should have known! I should have known! Going to hell with Boko Haram jihadists, with unbelievers! With Pharaoh! With Jezebel! Ah! I should have knownโฆThe times were at the cornerโฆI should have known!๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Y: The times are here now! ๐๐๐The Book of Life is closed! ๐๐๐ฟ
Z: Ah! Fire oooooo! Ah! So, like, I would miss it and go to hell? Seriously?โฆ.ah! ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ญ๐ญ
Mama T: We might not eventually go to hell after this o. ๐
B: REally!๐ณ
D: That would be great!๐๐ฟ๐
E: What!๐
F: ๐ฏ
Mama T: If we can struggle not to get the marks 666, we could be saved!๐ช๐ช
J: AH! Thatโs all? Wipes tears I will do it! I donโt want the marks!
Mama H: Itโs not as easy as that o Sister J! โน
K: Ah ah! Why nah?๐ค
Mama T: At first, Jesus died and shed His blood for us. The blood was free for us! Without the shedding of Blood, there is no remission of sin! We would have to buy our own salvation now with our blood! ๐ฐ๐ฐ
K: What! Ah!๐๐๐ช๐ช
L: I can do anything ooooโฆI can! I must make that heaven!๐๐ฟ
Mama H: The problem is that if under grace and mercy, we could not just stop doing some things because of temporal pains, what of now that mercy is gone, grace is withdrawn? Can we really go through the pains of having our eyes gouged out, our hands broken, our skin torn, our head smashed, our intestines spiltโฆ..can we???โฆ. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
H: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
J: I am crying LOrd, I have missed Heaven! I have missed the rapture! Ah!๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
S: And my pastors warned me ooooโฆthat I should stop relationship with bad friendsโฆI thought I could handle them but now they have handled me! they have thrown me to hell! I was warned๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
R: ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข See, there is no use beating the dead horse ehn!โฆ.Please our mamas and our sisters, could you start sensitizing us on how it would be? Teach us about the tribulation period, about antichrist, about Godโs wrath! About 666, tell us please, tell usโฆ.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
The chat continuesโฆโฆ
My friends, in that whatsapp group, many of them missed it!
Whether we like it or not, what was typed here will happen somewhere, SOMETIME SOON!
For you, you donโt hear such preaching in your church, that is NOT a church ma and sir! Flee and seek the TRUTH!
The time is near!โฆ.its Sometime Soon!
The end time is here!โฆ.Are you ready
(In Tola Teribaโs song those daysโฆ)
Life is so funny
to which I can not understand
we live today and tomorrow we die
what is the meaning of life?
this might be your last chance, accept Jesus todayโฆ.
tomorrow, might be too late for you
What is the meaning of life?
#Have _a_rethink_of_lifeโs_meaning
#Are_you_ready_for_the_day_of_His_wrath
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