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SOMETIME SOON!

Written BY: Oyekunle LIzzy Oyebola

(A Whatsapp Group conversation)

A- Hello fam, good morning ๐Ÿ˜

B- Good morning babes. How was your night?๐Ÿ˜Š

C- Mine was great o๐Ÿ™Œ

A- Mine too. Glory be to God

B- The Lord is good o. I have a testimony Family ๐Ÿ’ƒ

C: Heyโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚ God of Our group is doing wonders! He has done it again!

D- ๐Ÿ˜ญ Good morning Family,โ€ฆ.๐Ÿ˜ฅ how many of you are tuned to your television sets?

B- I am at work o.. No TVโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‹

C- I am in church actually

D- C, you are in the church? How is it going? ๐Ÿ˜ญโ€ฆis everything alright?

C: Sure! The pastor is preaching. Its boring though, so Iโ€™m chatting..heheheheโ€ฆGod forgive me ๐Ÿ™ˆ

A- But, whatโ€™s the problem D?โ˜น

D: Ah, I guess it has happened o sisters! ๐Ÿ˜ญ My mum had a bad fever yesternite and I slept with her on the same bed, my hands wrapped her all night

C: Following

B: ๐Ÿ‘€

D: When I woke up this morning, my hands were still wrapped round something but it was only her blouse and wrapper oooโ€ฆ.๐Ÿ™†

A: Ahh!๐Ÿ˜ณ

B: Jesus!๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚

C: What!๐Ÿ‘

D: I have searched everywhere to no avail oooooโ€ฆ..๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ค

B: You know what, search more please, the Lord will take charge๐Ÿ™

A: ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒMama T is typing oโ€ฆ good!

Mama T: sighs May she be found in Jesusโ€™ name ๐Ÿ™. Please, prayer unit, let us take note โœ. It is well

C: ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€Ah! Something is wrong oooooo!๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™† ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Mama T: ๐Ÿ‘€ What is that?

C: It is time for offering collection ooo but the chief usher canโ€™t be found ๐Ÿ™†โ€ฆ.though his shoes, clothes, wristwatch and offering bags are on his seatโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Ah, I donโ€™t seem to get.

Mama T: Ah! ๐Ÿ˜ณ

D: ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ญ thatโ€™s what I am saying oooooโ€ฆ.ahโ€ฆitโ€™s even on the news now that there are sudden disappearances everywhere!

Sister J: ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Good morning everyone. Are we not in church this morning that we are chatting like this?

Mama T: I am in church o, although I came to use the toilet ๐Ÿ™

Sister J: ๐Ÿค— Hello fam, we need to be praying for our government oooโ€ฆpeople have just been disappearing anyhowโ€ฆ.thank God none of my family has been kidnapped anyways.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™Œ May God keep us ooo

D: ๐Ÿค” I donโ€™t think itโ€™s the government ooo!โ€ฆ

A: What then?๐Ÿ˜ฒ

B: Then what?๐Ÿ˜ถ

Mama H: Ladiesโ€ฆah! ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜“Morning oooooโ€ฆ.the rapture has taken place ooooooo ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

A: ๐Ÿ˜ณ

B: Issalie! ๐Ÿ™„

C: Itโ€™s not possible ooooโ€ฆhow come my pastor didnโ€™t make it? What of Mama T and Mama H See, sister J too? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โ€ฆplease, lets be confirming things before broadcasting it please!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ That itself is sin!๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

Mama T: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Sisters, I guess it has happened really!๐Ÿ˜ญ I guess itโ€™s the rapture. The bible says it would come in a twinkling of an eye, like a thief unannounced, fast like the movement of light!๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™†

D: But, what could have happened that you didnโ€™t make it to heaven mama if thatโ€™s the case? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Mama T: ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™ˆ I donโ€™t deserve to oโ€ฆI am Mama ooo but I have been sleeping with my fiancee since the inception of our relationship! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

A: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ Its a lie!

B: Unbelievable! ๐Ÿ‘

E:๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ My sisters, my babes, donโ€™t be scared at all. No disappearance occurred in my own church o and as far as I am concerned my church is one of the best gospel-upholding churches in Nigeria. Lemme send you a voice note of our ongoing spirit filled worship service sef๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ

C: ๐Ÿ‘€ Eyes Waiting

B: ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

Mama T: โ˜น

VOICENOTE: Somebody scream!โ€ฆ..huuuuuuuuuuโ€ฆhalleluyah! We go dey hail, hail, hail, hail, hail your name, day by day, all the way, all the wayโ€ฆcome on, azonto for Jesus everybody! Yahoo to our heavenly father!โ€ฆ.halleluyahโ€ฆwe go dey hailโ€ฆ.

Mama H: ๐Ÿ˜” Hmmmmโ€ฆso, E, if it is not rapture, it is what?โ˜น

E: My pastor just explained now when the panic became great that it was just an invasion of the aliens as it had been foretold by the scientists for how many years now mamaโ€ฆdonโ€™t be scared jhur!๐Ÿ™„

Mama T: Ah! Thatโ€™s heresy! Thatโ€™s falsehood!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

E: My pastor wouldnโ€™t have preached lies ma.Would you have missed it too if rapture had taken place?

Mama H: ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™ˆ Sadly, I would have! B actually said something to me last week that was so disrespectful to me and since then I had said I would intentionally avoid her chats. I had her in mind

B: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ Wow! Mama, why didnโ€™t you tell me? Actually, F and G told me so so so and so about you and Mama T, since then, I had decided to steer clear of you both too and make your administration hell! I am sorry mama!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜”

Mama T: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘€ My goodness! Sister B!

Mama H: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ Wonders shall never end

G: ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข Hello everyone, I have a confession to make ooooo

H: Listening

G: The salvation experience we were asked to be sharing on Saturdays, it had been a lie for me oooo. I just decided to cook up something for the session to be interesting. I havenโ€™t really experienced what salvation is. I just said my mind ooooโ€ฆ.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Plus, my brother too canโ€™t be found!

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D: Lord Jesus!๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

I: ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ Good morning babes oooooโ€ฆah, ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†the apostle of our time is gone oooooo! During the service today, our general overseer suddenly disappeared ooooโ€ฆ.the mic fell off! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

J: True! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Gone into the heavenlies!โ€ฆahhh!๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

K: Ah! This canโ€™t be happening!๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

F: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ My doctor just disappeared ooooโ€ฆplease help me tell the whole house to pray for me so that I wonโ€™t die! I am in the theatre but my doctor has disappearedโ€ฆI am left just open like that, everyone has fled but I canโ€™t! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Mama H: ๐Ÿ˜ณ hospital? left open? What are you doing in the hospital Sister F?

F: ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™ˆ I just had an abortion! My fourth abortion! Pray to God to have mercy on me! ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

A: Ah!๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

C: Jesus!๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

E: Sister F!๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜ฟ

Mama T: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ See, no need exclaiming babes! It is sure we have missed the rapture! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ What else can we do? What else? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Mama H: Ah! Oh no! ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™† Why have I preached to others and then I would be a cast away? ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿค”Why?โ€ฆoh Lord!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Mama P: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญGood morning ooooo

L: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ Mama P, you didnโ€™t make it too ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

Mama P: โ˜นโ˜นThis is her cousin oโ€ฆplease, we canโ€™t find Mama P ooooโ€ฆ.Please letโ€™s pray oooโ€ฆher undies and clothes and bag were on the seat beside me in church, but we canโ€™t find herโ€ฆmany other people as wellโ€ฆplease, they said your prayer works, help us pray oooo๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

Mama T: Ah!๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸฟMama P made it! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Ah! I missed it! Oh Lord! Oh Lord!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

M: But mama, what can be done now? Lets try to organize a discussion on something that can be done! ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ข

Mama T:๐Ÿ˜“ Its too late Sister M! Its too late!

M: Ah! ๐Ÿ™† And its because of Porn oooโ€ฆand I begged God to help me ooooโ€ฆ.see now! ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญโ€ฆ Porn stopped me! Masturbation stabbed me!

N: No remedy! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

O: So, what next after this phase? What next? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

Mama H: Sniffs Itโ€™s going to be 7 years of the reign of the Antichrist! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Mama T: ๐Ÿ˜ขWe would have 3 and a half years of plenty and surplus and then three years of pain and tumult!๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

Q: Ah! ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ How come I had never heard about this before? How come? ๐Ÿค”

R: You attend a modern church nowโ€ฆall they preach to you is prosperity and miracles and tongues and deliverance! โ˜น๐Ÿ™„ You didnโ€™t attend a church where the word is being preached!

S: Hisses Imagine! You that attended the Holier than thou church Sister R, how did you manage to still remain with us? How come the Word you know didnโ€™t save you?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

R: ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช Oh my God! I canโ€™t believe I missed it oooooo! Ah!

Mama T: The period of His mercy is over!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ช

T: Ah! Oluwa mi ooooooo!๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†โ€ฆ..ah!๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜ฟ I had always preached it! I had been persecuted for my faith long enough yet, I am going to the same hell with my persecutors?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

U: Ah! As in! With yahoo boys, armed robbers, prostitutes, gangsters, ah! ๐Ÿ™†How I kept myself holy! ๐Ÿ˜ฐOf what use is my virginity and the decent dressing and going to church when we are going to the same hell? ๐Ÿ™ Eh? How did I miss it Lord? Could it be because of my Pride? Because of my self righteousness? Because of my criticisms of which church is good and which one is bad? Could it be?๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

V: Oh how the whole congregation of over five thousand people fell on their faces while I ministered at the concert I organized yesterday! Oh how they wept bitterly when I sang with passion , โ€˜If you miss heaven youโ€™ll cry!โ€™๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

W: ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฆI should have known! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Ah ah! When all these things were happening, I should have known! When we now have LGBT churches for lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenders, I should have known! When, government upon government, things are getting worse and worse, I should have known! When wonderful singers of evergreen songs are declaring themselves gay, I should have known! When a popular person could stand up in the midst of the congregation to say Jesus is not the way to heaven but one of the ways! I should have known! When things are getting worst and worst, I should have known! Bomb blasts here and there every time, I should have known! War in Syrian today, Iraq tomorrow, Pakistan, the next, I should have known! I should have known! Going to hell with Boko Haram jihadists, with unbelievers! With Pharaoh! With Jezebel! Ah! I should have knownโ€ฆThe times were at the cornerโ€ฆI should have known!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Y: The times are here now! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘The Book of Life is closed! ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ฟ

Z: Ah! Fire oooooo! Ah! So, like, I would miss it and go to hell? Seriously?โ€ฆ.ah! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Mama T: We might not eventually go to hell after this o. ๐Ÿ™

B: REally!๐Ÿ˜ณ

D: That would be great!๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™€

E: What!๐Ÿ‘

F: ๐Ÿ‘ฏ

Mama T: If we can struggle not to get the marks 666, we could be saved!๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช

J: AH! Thatโ€™s all? Wipes tears I will do it! I donโ€™t want the marks!

Mama H: Itโ€™s not as easy as that o Sister J! โ˜น

K: Ah ah! Why nah?๐Ÿค”

Mama T: At first, Jesus died and shed His blood for us. The blood was free for us! Without the shedding of Blood, there is no remission of sin! We would have to buy our own salvation now with our blood! ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

K: What! Ah!๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช

L: I can do anything ooooโ€ฆI can! I must make that heaven!๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ

Mama H: The problem is that if under grace and mercy, we could not just stop doing some things because of temporal pains, what of now that mercy is gone, grace is withdrawn? Can we really go through the pains of having our eyes gouged out, our hands broken, our skin torn, our head smashed, our intestines spiltโ€ฆ..can we???โ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

H: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

J: I am crying LOrd, I have missed Heaven! I have missed the rapture! Ah!๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

S: And my pastors warned me ooooโ€ฆthat I should stop relationship with bad friendsโ€ฆI thought I could handle them but now they have handled me! they have thrown me to hell! I was warned๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

R: ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข See, there is no use beating the dead horse ehn!โ€ฆ.Please our mamas and our sisters, could you start sensitizing us on how it would be? Teach us about the tribulation period, about antichrist, about Godโ€™s wrath! About 666, tell us please, tell usโ€ฆ.๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

 

The chat continuesโ€ฆโ€ฆ

 

My friends, in that whatsapp group, many of them missed it!

Whether we like it or not, what was typed here will happen somewhere, SOMETIME SOON!

For you, you donโ€™t hear such preaching in your church, that is NOT a church ma and sir! Flee and seek the TRUTH!

The time is near!โ€ฆ.its Sometime Soon!

The end time is here!โ€ฆ.Are you ready
(In Tola Teribaโ€™s song those daysโ€ฆ)

Life is so funny
to which I can not understand
we live today and tomorrow we die
what is the meaning of life?
this might be your last chance, accept Jesus todayโ€ฆ.
tomorrow, might be too late for you
What is the meaning of life?

#Have _a_rethink_of_lifeโ€™s_meaning
#Are_you_ready_for_the_day_of_His_wrath




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