Hey Mama’s Boy! Here’s Mama

Hey! Mama’s Boy!

Here is how your mother screwed up your life and is going continue until one of you dies.

Bet she made you think you were special. That you had more right to breath than anyone else. You didn’t have many friends when you were a kid, did you? That’s cause Mama made you so obnoxious the other kids hated you.

Hey! Recall the few ‘friends’ you had? The ones that stole or broke your toys, the ones who acted as if they loved/respected your mother but really hated her? Yeah, you recall.

Hey Mama’s Boy!   Love how she always has emergencies!  Come home on a visit and it is non-stop chores.  And if you think you’re going out ..  oh nooo!

Mama got a toothache!

Mama feels sick!

Mama needs something crucial….!

Yah!   That’s right Mama’s boy, you gotta book going to the bathroom, cause Mama’s in Control!

Now, my favourite part is how Mama screwed up your social life.

No girl was good enough and the ones she thought were good enough hated you, wouldn’t want to be caught dead with you. Yeah, remember those moments.

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Check back, Mama’s boy, how only when you were miles away and she was busy with something else did you get a chance to breathe, maybe even find a girl you wanted to marry but hey!

What did Mama say? Right… she wasn’t good enough for you.

Mama messed up that one, didn’t she? Right. So the next time, you virtually ran away to get married, or set everything and she almost spoiled it by saying she was not coming to the wedding?

Remember when you got married how she was always there? Finding fault, until it became; “Your mother or me…” and then ‘Me’ decided you weren’t worth the hassel, and left.

And there was Mama, proud as could be she mashed up your marriage.
Want to try again?

How?

Every woman you bring within ten feet of her gets the looks, the comments and it’s always a choice; “Mama or Me…” and it always winds up being Mama.

Yeah Mama’s Boy, we know. We’ve met your ex-girlfriends, and they wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole; because even if Mama was sent to Jupiter they’d still recall how you never were on their side.

So, let your mother continue to ruin your life. But don’t expect another woman to let Mama ruin hers.

Think you’ll ever cut that umbilical cord?   Think you’ll ever be able to stand up and make your own choices? Ha!  Who you fooling?   You’ll never be free.




  • kaylar

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    • I dated a guy that was a mamas boy. It made the relationship very difficult. It was always why she wanted and what she said, to the point were he never came to me about anything, he always went to his mama. I felt like I was never involved in anything.yeah I know that his mama, but come on he is grown and in a relationship. It should have been me and him discuss things not him and his mama. She made it hard for us to love.

      • I know exactly what you're saying. And trust me, you don't want to ever be in any relationship with a guy like that. I know one who left his fiance alone, at night, because Mama called him. And she felt scared, cause there was all kind of noise outside and she was in this big house alone.

        As soon as the sun came up, she left the ring, took her bags and went home.

    • I like what you have shared, you are totally right about this and right on point. Momma's boys as they are called by many are the kind of men that no woman wants to land with.
      They cling so much on their mother's because that is the way they have been brought up. They tend to follow everything that they are told by their mother's and funny e nought you will find that they have some characteristics of their mother's. The one thing that i know is that i wouldn't want to land in marriage with such a guy. They will expect you to act like their mother, cook like them, dress like them practically everything you do has to be like their mother, that is crazy. You are your own person Why would someone want you to be like someone else?
      Some man just need to grow up and man up. Even if your mum brought you up it doesn't mean that you have to do exactly as she says some things just have to change.
      There are also some women who will go as far as moving into their son's homes just to make sure that their son's are treated right, that will keep correcting theirdaughter's inlaw on what to do and what not do as if the guy is still a child. Please mother's just let th3 guy be met him grow up and take care of his woman you have done your part now release him and let him face the real world.

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