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A kid Went to the Police to Report About His Lost Bicycle!
KID: My new bicycle has been stolen.
POLICE: Wen did u notice?
KID: Dis morning.
POLICE: Do u ve a suspect?
KID: Yes, my mum & dad.
POLICE: Y do u suspect dem?
KID: bcos @ mid 9t I heard mum saying: make it stand well so I can sit on it very well & dad said: climb up fast b4 it falls. I den heard mum say: Push Slowly Slowly dont Hurt me!
Police: Hahaha boy na senior bicycle b dat ooo… not urs!