Zayn Meek
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Tailgating Many drivers are impatient and reckless, driving so close to another car that they cannot react in time if the car in front of them brakes suddenly. Many fatal car accidents have occurred when a motorist dangerously tailgated another driver at high speeds. You can prevent these car accidents by giving the car in front of you a one-car-length buffer for every 10 mph you drive.
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As Regards To That Behaviour, Is Not What People Are, The Best Advice For People In Terms Of Behaviour *Always Be Mute At The Moment Of Anger |
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It,s The Common saying, “my behaviour depends on who you are while my personality depends on who i am,
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diagram or list of steps with timing and resources, used to achieve an objective. See also strategy. It is commonly understood as a temporal set of intended actions through which one expects to achieve a goal |
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[video width="400" height="224" mp4="http://172.104.9.193/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/VID-20170414-WA0002-1.mp4"][/video] Maintaining goodposition is important mostly |
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Biology Pick Up Lines:
The only cleavage I want to see is at a cellular level.
If we were like chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair .
Baby, I wish I were DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes
Girl whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: Smooth or Rough?
I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.
Your chromosomes have combined beautifully
Girl, your so hot you denature my proteins
I like my sex the way I like my endoplasmic reticulum…..Rough.
You must be a gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up |
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Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? A: Pull down its genes.
Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang? A: The Nucleus
Q: How do you make a hormone? A: Don’t pay her.
Q: How do you tell the gender of a person? A: You pull there genes down.
Q: Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? A: He was a man of many cultures.
Q: What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? A: Designer jeans.
Q: Why are men sexier than women? A: You can’t spell sexy without xy
Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? A: Mitosis
Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? A: An itsy bitsy book.
Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexics Association
Q: What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. A: I like your body, and the Golgi said it’s complex.
Q: What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy? A: Chemotaxis
Q: How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? A: Romeostasis
Q: What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A: A FSH.
Q: What did the femur say to the patella? A: I kneed you.
Q: What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? A: I like your “style”
Q: How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? A: He caught the garter snake.
Q: How do you identify a bald eagle? A: All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Q: Where do you bury dead people? A: Asymmetry
Q: What do football players wear on their heads? A: Helminth
Q: What is the study of real estate? A: Homology
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
Q: Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? A: Because he was below “C” level.
Q: How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? A: Fear of utility bills.
Q: What is the reproductive area in South America? A: Spermatagonia
Q: Where do hippos go to university? A: Hippocampus
Q: What type of flowers does everybody have? A: two-lips.
Q: How do you know your dehydrated? A: You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Q: How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
Q: Why are environmentalists bad at playing cards? A: They like to avoid the flush.
Q: Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets? A: Polly, Ethel and Ian
There is a problem with noses. What is it? They all ways get in other people’s business. Huh? They’re just too nosy!
Biology the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.
Why do noses run but feet smell?
A cross eyed biology teacher was fired because she could not keep her pupils straight
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
There were for houses on a street the red house was made out of brick he purple house was made out of brick and the yellow house was made out of brick what was the greenhouse made out of?
Have you ever heard the story about the germ? No? Really? Never mind it will get around.
Biology Teacher: “Students, what does the chiken give you?” Student(s): Eggs and Meat! Teacher: “Great! What dose the pig give you?” Student(s): Bacon! Teacher: “Excellent! Now what does the fat cow give you?” Student(s): HOMEWORK!! |
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4 Hardest Tasks on Earth are Neither Physical nor Intellectual Feats but They are Spiritual Ones: To Return Love for Hate, To Include the Excluded, To Forgive Without Apology, To be Able to say I Was Wrong. |
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Everyone Feel That No One Else Has A Right To Blame Us. It,s The Confession Not The Priest That Gives Us Absolution, MAJOR DISEASE |
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Human Character _______ __ Is Better To Cry Than To Be Angry, Human Being Work For Applause, Instead Of Working For Cause, They Live To Impress, Instead Of To Express. Don,t Strive To Make Our Presence Notice, Just Make Your Absense Felt, There,s A Luxury In Self Reproach,. Knows Better |
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A Fulfilling Future Belongs To Those With Strong Vision And Resilence, , It Doesn,t Matter Where You Might Be Now, Starting Well And Finishing Strong Is What Counts., It Happened To Me Once Upon A Time, The Sweetest Thing That Could Euer Be, It Was A Fantasy , A Dream Come True, , , It Was The Day I Came To Realise This Life Is A Mere Passing Moment, Nothing Is Meant To Stay, |
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When You,ve Made A Decision, Be Strong With Your Decisions, Either It Gives You Victory Or Failure, But It Will Teach You A Lesson Whether To Do Or Not To Do In Future. Learning Never End |
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Four Things Never Come Back, The Spoken Word, The Wasted Time, The Past Life And The Neglected Opportunity, So Think Twice And Act Wise Special Message For You Only My Dear About Time |
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My Eyes Detected, My Heart Reacted, Thousand Were Rejected & Only You Were Selected, , , , , Because I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement Do You What Is GIRL Attitude Of Girls: When A Boy Sends Dirty Sms, She Laughs For 10minutes, She Forward It To Her Friends And Then Replies The Boy “i Don,t Like That Kind Of Sms , Ok? |
