May 21, 2017 at 2:34 pm

Maybe LB gonna pay you today.  You never know  . Wait a bit.. .

May 17, 2017 at 7:37 pm

Actually i’m yet to be paid.

Though i know when lb is paying you guys. I won’t be among due to the fact that i redeemed may 1 and may 9. So probability of me not recieving payment this month is 1. I justhad to wait a month more.

May 10, 2017 at 6:18 pm

HOW TO ASK FOR A RAISE, HOW TO
MEND A BROKEN FRIENDSHIP, HOW
TO GET INTO AND OUT OF
TROUBLE.

May 9, 2017 at 11:56 pm

Don’t be pulled dowN by your burden
Being overweight affects my heart in multiple ways
including giving me higher blood pressure, a higher
risk of diabetes, more inflammation occurring in my
body, and less protection. Obese patients usually
have lower activities levels, lower exercise capability
and lower protective cholesterols such as HDL.
Because the blood sugars are usually higher and the
insulin levels are usually higher in overweight
patients, even if they do not have diabetes, they tend
to have a worse prognosis.
The good news is by losing weight we can reduce
our blood pressure, inflammation, and our risk for
diabetes. Even if we have diabetes we can lower the
risk associated with it by getting our weight down.
The exciting news is that in some people who have
diabetes and are overweight, the diabetes will go
away once their ideal body weight is reached. This is
a valuable goal for all of us.

May 9, 2017 at 5:06 pm

Human Being Are The Best Out Of The Creatures,
We Are Created To Lead The Rest Of The Creatures, Be It The Lower Animal Or Plant Species.
It Even Happens In A Situation Whereby Human Being Are Superior To Other Fellow Human Being, This Is Because Allah Has Created Us Not Be Equal.
Even If Everyone Is Equal, It Will Seem Bad Just Because,
*it Is When We Are Not Equal We Get Our Daily Needs Easilx
*it Is When We Are Not Equal We Know The Worth Of Allah
*it Is When We Are Not Equal We Help Ourselves,
What Now Happens In A Situation Where Human Being Is Wicked The His Fellow Human Being?
*this Is Because The Wicked Being Is Not Grateful
*this Is Because The Wealth Accumulate By The Riches Is Being Compiled In Illegal Way
Human Being As Mentioned Above Should Be Grateful And Should Learn And Develop A Heart Of Compensation And Appreciation
It Is When You Appreciate You Help The Needy And Give Charity
It Is When You Appreciate You Worship Regularly
It Is When You Appreciate You Are Contented With What You Hav

May 7, 2017 at 2:49 pm

But I Think It,s Not Always People’s Fault, It Has Become Rampant That They Can,t Even Control,
It,s In Them, They Can,t Do To Themselves What They Can To Others,
Moreso, It Terms Of Advising People, It,s Better To Watch The Word, And Advise Little, Because Your Own Advise To Your Friend Can Latter Come Against You,

May 5, 2017 at 1:19 am

You get f9. You still dey pocket

What if you are the one that have the A1?

May 5, 2017 at 1:16 am

PLEASE DON’T EAT INDOMIE WITH FRIED EGG AGAIN AT VENDORS ESPECIALLY AT ABOKI JOINTS

I can’t believe it but it happened to my cousin last night .

My cousin and his friends went to a food vendor to eat, they told the mallam to fix 10 packs of indomie and 8 eggs, then they sat down to chill till he prepares the food……. He was cooking and they were gisting.

Suddenly he told them the food was ready and he served them. While they were eating, he asked them what they wanted to drink and they ordered for fanta and maltina, he brought the drinks, they opened it and drank.

30 minutes later, they finished eating and paid the mallam and they started walking back home when he suddenly remembered that he left his phone on the table then he ran back to get it.

Luckily,the phone was still there and he picked it ran back home to sleep!

See as u dey wait for bad news ? I don’t have any bad news joor! If e pain u……

I dey my house come and beat me.

May 3, 2017 at 5:19 pm

Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
A: “I saw you yeasterday”

Q: Why doesn’t bread like warm weather?
A: Things get Toasty!

Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
A: Because they never get mold!

Q: What do you call holy bread?
A: Jesus Crust!

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A: Doughnuts!

Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?
A: We’re toast!

Q: What does bread do after it’s done baking?
A: Loaf around.

Q: Why was the baker in a panic?
A: He was in a loaf or death situation.

Q: What happened when the baker’s wife came home early?
A: She caught her husband Masterbaking.

Q: What do the bread say to the chicken?
A: LETS GET BREADDDDYYY TO CRUMMBBLLEEEEE

Q: Why do bakers give women on special occasions?
A: Flours

Q: What does flour and yeast need?
A: A loaf nest.

Q: Have you seen the romantic comedy about bread?
A: Loaf Actually.

Q: Why did the baker go to jail?
A: He was caught beating an egg.

Q: How do you make pickle bread?
A: With dill-dough

Q: What pick up line does yeast use on flour?
A: I bread your pardon!

Q: Why did the dog jump on the counter and take a bite out of the bread?
A: Puppy loaf.

Q: What do you call a flying bagel?
A: a plain bagel.

Q: What do u call a whore who screws for 5 cents?
A: A pumpernickel!

Q: What did the baker say to the hot girl?
A: I’ll put a bun in your oven!

Q: Where does an injured sandwich go?
A: The ‘Mayo’ Clinic

Q: What did the loaf of bread say to the police officer?
A: Rye so serious?

Q: What did the yeast say to the bag of flour?
A: Come on we Knead to be serious!

Q: Can you make a sandwich with corned beef, sauerkraut, and Swiss cheese?
A: Rye not?

Q: What is a bakers favorite Beatles song?
A: “Loaf is all you knead.”

Q: What happens when you burn bread?
A: You loaf it to death.

Q: How does a loaf of bread validate it’s anger against grapes?
A: Raisining!

Q: What do bread and autistic kids have in common?
A: They both have special needs

Q: What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour?
A: I loaf you dough much!

Q: Why did Mama Flour and Papa Yeast tell Baby Bread to get a job?
A: He was just loafing around!

Q: Why doesn’t anyone want to work in a bakery?
A: It’s a crumby place to work.

Q: What Kind of Biscuits Can Fly?
A: Plain Ones

Q: When does sourdough bread rise?
A: When you yeast expect it.

Q: What did the butter say to the bread?
A: I’m on a roll!

Q: What do you get when you mix Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A: A redhead with a yeast infection.

Q: What do you call it when a mother and child bake bread together?
A: A labor of loaf.

Q: Why does everyone need bread and water?
A: Loaf makes the world go round.

Two Buscuits walking across Union Street,
One gets hit by a bus.
The other one says,
Oh Crumbs!

Two muffins are in an oven and one says,”Wow, it’s hot in here!”
and the other muffin says,”Oh my gosh, a talking muffin!”

Nothing with zucchini in it tastes good.
Me: I bread to differ.

Enough of the bread jokes ther too crumby.

Hunger Games

Whenever I hear a good song I say
“Where’s Peeta cause this is my jam.”

To Panemaniacs,
Stop with all the bread jokes.
I don’t love bread, I loaf it

“Life is like a loaf of bread, Peeta, you never know which district it’ll be from.”
Mama Mellark

After Katniss found me almost dead
Things got toasty

When life hands you lemons, trade them for BREAD
Peeta Mellark

“I’m not bready to have sex with you, Peeta!”
Katniss Everdeen

Peetas bread rising for you 🙂
Katniss you lucky bitch

Katniss: Enough with the bread jokes Peeta, we knead to be serious here.
Katniss: I’m pregnant
Peeta: You got a bun in the oven?

Katniss: Oh, Hey Peeta
Peeta: Hey Katniss! Hey, could I borrow some money, I’m out of dough.
Katniss: Don’t you have a job though?
Peeta: Yes, but my mom won’t give me a raise. :’C
Katniss: C’mon Peeta
Peeta: I kneed it!!
Katniss: *sighs and throws him a bit of change*

May 3, 2017 at 5:11 pm

I slapped a soldier today… and he ran away, that’s how I knew he was fake. Please let’s join hands and expose the fake soldiers in town. How? By slapping any soldier you come across . If he runs, then he is fake! If he doesn’t run. The Lord is your strength.

May 3, 2017 at 12:24 pm

A pilot was transporting group of mad men to a psychiatric hospital but the mad men were noisy that the pilot couldn’t hear even the informaton being passed to him from the controller. One of the mad men entered the pilots cabin and the conversation commenced:
Mad Man: pilot teach me how to fly.
Pilot: I will teach u in one condition , if u can make the others to keep quiet.
Mad Man came back every where was quiet.
Pilot: how did u do that?
mad Man replied
Mad Man: I opened the door and told them to go and play outside.
Don’t laugh too much

May 1, 2017 at 5:17 am

Boko Haram members Entered A Jumm@t Mosque

They closed all d doors and said: we are going 2 kill only 100 people,

And we are going to start according to ur names in Alphabetical order 😧

They stated with the Imam👳🏻, they ask d Imam what’s ur Name?

He replied: Ziza Zabilo .

They ask d second imam👳🏻 he said: my name is Zunusi Zaminu

They ask the Ladan what up u?

Some one behind him quickly respond & said his name is Aliyu Abubakar.

The Ladan said: wallahi he is a liar sir, wallahi my Name is Zaliyu Zabubakar😀😀😀

If u were there, what will be ur Name…….?

April 30, 2017 at 5:40 am

Unsafe Lane Changes

There will always come a time where you need to

get over to another lane (i.e. exit from a freeway,

get in the correct lane to make a turn, etc.). When

drivers don’t make safe lane changes properly, it

often leads to a car accident. To prevent a needless

car accident, use your turn signal, check your blind

spots and always proceed carefully into the next

lane.Unsafe Lane Changes

 

There will always come a time where you need to

 

get over to another lane (i.e. exit from a freeway,

 

get in the correct lane to make a turn, etc.). When

 

drivers don’t make safe lane changes properly, it

 

often leads to a car accident. To prevent a needless

 

car accident, use your turn signal, check your blind

 

spots and always proceed carefully into the next

 

lane. Improper Turns

The reason that we have stop lights, turn signals,

and lanes designated for moving either right or left

as opposed to straight is because when drivers

ignore the rules of the road, car accidents are often

the result. To prevent a car accident, always look

for signs and obey the proper right-of-way before

you make a turn.Unsafe Lane Changes

 

There will always come a time where you need to

 

get over to another lane (i.e. exit from a freeway,

 

get in the correct lane to make a turn, etc.). When

 

drivers don’t make safe lane changes properly, it

 

often leads to a car accident. To prevent a needless

 

car accident, use your turn signal, check your blind

 

spots and always proceed carefully into the next

 

lane.Unsafe Lane Changes

 

 

 

There will always come a time where you need to

 

 

 

get over to another lane (i.e. exit from a freeway,

 

 

 

get in the correct lane to make a turn, etc.). When

 

 

 

drivers don’t make safe lane changes properly, it

 

 

 

often leads to a car accident. To prevent a needless

 

 

 

car accident, use your turn signal, check your blind

 

 

 

spots and always proceed carefully into the next

 

 

 

lane. Improper Turns

 

The reason that we have stop lights, turn signals,

 

and lanes designated for moving either right or left

 

as opposed to straight is because when drivers

 

ignore the rules of the road, car accidents are often

 

the result. To prevent a car accident, always look

 

for signs and obey the proper right-of-way before

 

you make a turn. Tire Blowouts

Most highways are littered with the scattered

remains of a tire blowout. Tire blowouts can cause

you to lose control of your vehicle, and they are

especially dangerous for bigger automobiles like

semi-trucks. When encountering a tire blowout, try

to maintain control of your vehicle and pull over

safely and you will likely avoid a serious car

accident.Unsafe Lane Changes

 

There will always come a time where you need to

 

get over to another lane (i.e. exit from a freeway,

 

get in the correct lane to make a turn, etc.). When

 

drivers don’t make safe lane changes properly, it

 

often leads to a car accident. To prevent a needless

 

car accident, use your turn signal, check your blind

spots and always proceed carefully into the next

 

lane.Unsafe Lane Changes

 

 

 

There will always come a time where you need to

 

 

 

get over to another lane (i.e. exit from a freeway,

 

 

 

get in the correct lane to make a turn, etc.). When

 

 

 

drivers don’t make safe lane changes properly, it

 

 

 

often leads to a car accident. To prevent a needless

 

 

 

car accident, use your turn signal, check your blind

 

 

 

spots and always proceed carefully into the next

 

 

 

lane. Improper Turns

 

The reason that we have stop lights, turn signals,

 

and lanes designated for moving either right or left

 

as opposed to straight is because when drivers

 

ignore the rules of the road, car accidents are often

 

the result. To prevent a car accident, always look

 

for signs and obey the proper right-of-way before

 

you make a turn.Unsafe Lane Changes

 

 

 

There will always come a time where you need to

 

 

 

get over to another lane (i.e. exit from a freeway,

 

 

 

get in the correct lane to make a turn, etc.). When

 

 

 

drivers don’t make safe lane changes properly, it

 

 

 

often leads to a car accident. To prevent a needless

 

 

 

car accident, use your turn signal, check your blind

 

 

 

spots and always proceed carefully into the next

 

 

 

lane.Unsafe Lane Changes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There will always come a time where you need to

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

get over to another lane (i.e. exit from a freeway,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

get in the correct lane to make a turn, etc.). When

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

drivers don’t make safe lane changes properly, it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

often leads to a car accident. To prevent a needless

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

car accident, use your turn signal, check your blind

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

spots and always proceed carefully into the next

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lane. Improper Turns

 

 

 

The reason that we have stop lights, turn signals,

 

 

 

and lanes designated for moving either right or left

 

 

 

as opposed to straight is because when drivers

 

 

 

ignore the rules of the road, car accidents are often

 

 

 

the result. To prevent a car accident, always look

 

 

 

for signs and obey the proper right-of-way before

 

 

 

you make a turn. Tire Blowouts

 

Most highways are littered with the scattered

 

remains of a tire blowout. Tire blowouts can cause

 

you to lose control of your vehicle, and they are

 

especially dangerous for bigger automobiles like

 

semi-trucks. When encountering a tire blowout, try

 

to maintain control of your vehicle and pull over

 

safely and you will likely avoid a serious car

 

accident. Fog

Fog isn’t the most common weather occurrence,

and that’s good news for car accidents statistics.

Driving is a skill that requires the ability to see, but

fog makes it extremely difficult to see sometimes

more than a car length in front of you. Avoid car

accidents by using your head lights — and never

your high beams — when driving in the fog

April 30, 2017 at 5:37 am

Speeding

You’ve seen them on the highway. Many drivers

ignore the speed limit and drive 10, 20 and

sometimes 30 mph over the limit. Speed kills, and

traveling above the speed limit is an easy way to

cause a car accident. The faster you drive, the

slower your reaction time will be if you need to

prevent an auto accident.Speeding

 

You’ve seen them on the highway. Many drivers

 

ignore the speed limit and drive 10, 20 and

 

sometimes 30 mph over the limit. Speed kills, and

 

traveling above the speed limit is an easy way to

 

cause a car accident. The faster you drive, the

 

slower your reaction time will be if you need to

 

prevent an auto accident. Night Driving

Driving in the daylight can be hazardous, but driving

at night nearly doubles the risk of a car accident

occurring. When you can’t see what’s up ahead you

don’t know what to anticipate as you drive towards

it. As the sun goes down, your awareness of the

road and cars around you must go upSpeeding

 

You’ve seen them on the highway. Many drivers

 

ignore the speed limit and drive 10, 20 and

 

sometimes 30 mph over the limit. Speed kills, and

 

traveling above the speed limit is an easy way to

 

cause a car accident. The faster you drive, the

 

slower your reaction time will be if you need to

 

prevent an auto accident.Speeding

 

 

 

You’ve seen them on the highway. Many drivers

 

 

 

ignore the speed limit and drive 10, 20 and

 

 

 

sometimes 30 mph over the limit. Speed kills, and

 

 

 

traveling above the speed limit is an easy way to

 

 

 

cause a car accident. The faster you drive, the

 

 

 

slower your reaction time will be if you need to

 

 

 

prevent an auto accident. Night Driving

 

Driving in the daylight can be hazardous, but driving

 

at night nearly doubles the risk of a car accident

 

occurring. When you can’t see what’s up ahead you

 

don’t know what to anticipate as you drive towards

 

it. As the sun goes down, your awareness of the

 

road and cars around you must go up Design Defects

No product is ever made perfectly, and cars are no

different. Automobiles have hundreds of parts, and

any of those defective parts can cause a serious

car accident. Many automakers have had problems

with design defects in the past, including Ford

Explorer rollover accidents and Toyota’s unintended

acceleration crashes.

April 30, 2017 at 5:32 am

Driving Under the Influence of Drugs

It’s not only alcohol that is dangerous when mixed

with drivers on the road. Drugs, both legal and

illegal, can impair your ability to fully function as a

driver. If your mind isn’t clear and you don’t have

complete control over your body, getting behind the

wheel can lead to serious car accidents.Driving Under the Influence of Drugs

 

It’s not only alcohol that is dangerous when mixed

 

with drivers on the road. Drugs, both legal and

 

illegal, can impair your ability to fully function as a

 

driver. If your mind isn’t clear and you don’t have

 

complete control over your body, getting behind the

 

wheel can lead to serious car accidents. Ice

You’re driving down the road, it’s dark out and you

want to get home for the warm fire. Next thing you

know, you’re car is spinning dangerously out of

control because you hit black ice. While San Diego

hardly ever has ice, ice is a major cause of car

accidents for cities with cold weather climatesDriving Under the Influence of Drugs

 

It’s not only alcohol that is dangerous when mixed

 

with drivers on the road. Drugs, both legal and

 

illegal, can impair your ability to fully function as a

 

driver. If your mind isn’t clear and you don’t have

 

complete control over your body, getting behind the

 

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It’s not only alcohol that is dangerous when mixed

 

 

 

with drivers on the road. Drugs, both legal and

 

 

 

illegal, can impair your ability to fully function as a

 

 

 

driver. If your mind isn’t clear and you don’t have

 

 

 

complete control over your body, getting behind the

 

 

 

wheel can lead to serious car accidents. Ice

 

You’re driving down the road, it’s dark out and you

 

want to get home for the warm fire. Next thing you

 

know, you’re car is spinning dangerously out of

 

control because you hit black ice. While San Diego

 

hardly ever has ice, ice is a major cause of car

 

accidents for cities with cold weather climates . Drowsy Driving

Driver fatigue isn’t talked about a lot, but how well

can we expect anyone to drive when they’re having

trouble staying awake. Most of the car accidents

caused by drowsy driving occur at night. If you find

yourself wanting to fall asleep at the wheel, pull over

when it’s safe and try to take a quick 30 minute

power nap.