You get f9. You still dey pocket

What if you are the one that have the A1?

PLEASE DON’T EAT INDOMIE WITH FRIED EGG AGAIN AT VENDORS ESPECIALLY AT ABOKI JOINTS

I can’t believe it but it happened to my cousin last night .

My cousin and his friends went to a food vendor to eat, they told the mallam to fix 10 packs of indomie and 8 eggs, then they sat down to chill till he prepares the food……. He was cooking and they…[Read more]

That’s a shame we should really be able to change them ourselves, I hope that is something they will change eventually. 🙁

Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
A: “I saw you yeasterday”

Q: Why doesn’t bread like warm weather?
A: Things get Toasty!

Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
A: Because they never get mold!

Q: What do you call holy bread?
A: Jesus Crust!

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A: Doughnuts!

Q: What did…[Read more]

I slapped a soldier today… and he ran away, that’s how I knew he was fake. Please let’s join hands and expose the fake soldiers in town. How? By slapping any soldier you come across . If he runs, then he is fake! If he doesn’t run. The Lord is your strength.

A pilot was transporting group of mad men to a psychiatric hospital but the mad men were noisy that the pilot couldn’t hear even the informaton being passed to him from the controller. One of the mad men entered the pilots cabin and the conversation commenced:
Mad Man: pilot teach me how to fly.
Pilot: I will teach u in one condition , if u can…[Read more]

I have experienced so many downs in the relationship with one of my friend and it happens when I was in my college days.  When I enter into hostel first I met that girl and she is so friendly and caring at that time. Later the class starts, I noticed some changes from her and I thought that was because of the classes but I was purely wrong. She…[Read more]