I slapped a soldier today… and he ran away, that’s how I knew he was fake. Please let’s join hands and expose the fake soldiers in town. How? By slapping any soldier you come across . If he runs, then he is fake! If he doesn’t run. The Lord is your strength.

A pilot was transporting group of mad men to a psychiatric hospital but the mad men were noisy that the pilot couldn’t hear even the informaton being passed to him from the controller. One of the mad men entered the pilots cabin and the conversation commenced:
Mad Man: pilot teach me how to fly.
Pilot: I will teach u in one condition , if u can…[Read more]

Nice advises. Personally, I think why should someone give advice to others problem without knowing exactly what that person wants. We can give suggestions to others and not compel them to follow what we have advised. Sometimes advice is not followed by the by the person who needs and he does always the same mistakes, then there is no use in advis…[Read more]

Boko Haram members Entered A Jumm@t Mosque

They closed all d doors and said: we are going 2 kill only 100 people,

And we are going to start according to ur names in Alphabetical order 😧

They stated with the Imam👳🏻, they ask d Imam what’s ur Name?

He replied: Ziza Zabilo .

They ask d second imam👳🏻 he said: my name is Zunusi Zaminu

They ask…[Read more]

As Regards To That Behaviour, Is Not What People Are,
REASON
God Creates People With Several Characters And Behaviours,
He Creates Some With Short Temper While Some People Opposite . We Have People That Behave Like Dove. If You Behave Bad To Them, They Still Return To You With Positive Mind. Hence Why, Not That They Are Not Angry Or They Don.T…[Read more]

It,s The Common saying, “my behaviour depends on who you are while my personality depends on who i am,
lols, to be sincere, i do laugh when thinking about the that everyone do quote,
i could boldly says, majority of people that do quote that word are copy copy,
my questions for those people are,
what is behaviour and what,s the term personality…[Read more]

It,s The Common saying, “my behaviour depends on who you are while my personality depends on who i am,
lols, to be sincere, i do laugh when thinking about the that everyone do quote,
i could boldly says, majority of people that do quote that word are copy copy,
my questions for those people are,
what is behaviour and what,s the term personality…[Read more]

Maintaining goodposition is important mostly

Biology Pick Up Lines:

The only cleavage I want to see is at a cellular level.

If we were like chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair .

Baby, I wish I were DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes

Girl whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum,…[Read more]