Jokes arena
*WIFE*: I’m already 50 and one of your friends still finds me very attractive.
*HUSBAND*: It must be Felix,
that Ibo boy abi?
*WIFE*: Yes, how did you know?
*HUSBAND*: Easy, he deals in
*Scraps and fairly used products

Jokes arena
Dad: I learnt your WAEC result is out
Son: Yes Dad, but you remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole school ba? He failed…
Dad: Dats terrible, wat happened ?
Son: I don’t even know. Even Tosin wey dey come teach me 4 house, he failed too…
Dad: Wats with d poor performance?
Son: Daddy, I dunno. Na so e be o…
Dad: So how w…[Read more]

Jokes arena
Dad: I learnt your WAEC result is out
Son: Yes Dad, but you remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole school ba? He failed…
Dad: Dats terrible, wat happened ?
Son: I don’t even know. Even Tosin wey dey come teach me 4 house, he failed too…
Dad: Wats with d poor performance?
Son: Daddy, I dunno. Na so e be o…
Dad: So how w…[Read more]

Jokes arena
Dad: I learnt your WAEC result is out
Son: Yes Dad, but you remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole school ba? He failed…
Dad: Dats terrible, wat happened ?
Son: I don’t even know. Even Tosin wey dey come teach me 4 house, he failed too…
Dad: Wats with d poor performance?
Son: Daddy, I dunno. Na so e be o…
Dad: So how w…[Read more]

Jokes arena
Dad: I learnt your WAEC result is out
Son: Yes Dad, but you remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole school ba? He failed…
Dad: Dats terrible, wat happened ?
Son: I don’t even know. Even Tosin wey dey come teach me 4 house, he failed too…
Dad: Wats with d poor performance?
Son: Daddy, I dunno. Na so e be o…
Dad: So how w…[Read more]

*Does It Make Sense?*
Three friends had an accident in a car and
became unconscious.A stranger got to the scene
and wanted to call for help. He had no phone.
*There were six mobile phones in the accident
car but all had password on them*. They all died
as a result.
A pregnant lady collapsed at home with her little
daughter(a minor). The little…[Read more]

*Does It Make Sense?*
Three friends had an accident in a car and
became unconscious.A stranger got to the scene
and wanted to call for help. He had no phone.
*There were six mobile phones in the accident
car but all had password on them*. They all died
as a result.
A pregnant lady collapsed at home with her little
daughter(a minor). The little…[Read more]

Jokes arena
Laugh wan kill me…
A psychiatrist wanted to know how many of his
patients have been cured of madness, so he
assembled them in a classroom and drew a big car
on the board.
He then told the class that if anyone could push the car on the board, that person would
receive a gift of N20,000 and would be free to go
home.
On hearing this,…[Read more]

Jokes arena
Laugh wan kill me…
A psychiatrist wanted to know how many of his
patients have been cured of madness, so he
assembled them in a classroom and drew a big car
on the board.
He then told the class that if anyone could push the car on the board, that person would
receive a gift of N20,000 and would be free to go
home.
On hearing this,…[Read more]

Akpos d comedian
A kid Went to the Police to Report About His Lost Bicycle!
KID: My new bicycle has been stolen.
POLICE: Wen did u notice?
KID: Dis morning.
POLICE: Do u ve a suspect?
KID: Yes, my mum & dad.
POLICE: Y do u suspect dem?
KID: bcos @ mid 9t I heard mum saying: make it stand well so I can sit on it very well & dad said: climb up fast…[Read more]

Akpos d comedian
A kid Went to the Police to Report About His Lost Bicycle!
KID: My new bicycle has been stolen.
POLICE: Wen did u notice?
KID: Dis morning.
POLICE: Do u ve a suspect?
KID: Yes, my mum & dad.
POLICE: Y do u suspect dem?
KID: bcos @ mid 9t I heard mum saying: make it stand well so I can sit on it very well & dad said: climb up fast…[Read more]

Akpos d comedian
A kid Went to the Police to Report About His Lost Bicycle!
KID: My new bicycle has been stolen.
POLICE: Wen did u notice?
KID: Dis morning.
POLICE: Do u ve a suspect?
KID: Yes, my mum & dad.
POLICE: Y do u suspect dem?
KID: bcos @ mid 9t I heard mum saying: make it stand well so I can sit on it very well & dad said: climb up fast…[Read more]

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, thing’s go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believed lies so that you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. #cheersqqpp

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, thing’s go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believed lies so that you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. #cheers

Restructuring: Ibori urges S’ South govs not to back out
Sunnews | Jun. 05, 2018

Paul Osuyi, Asaba
A former governor of Delta State, James Ibori, on Tuesday, advised incumbent governors of the South-South region not to give up on the agitation to have the country restructured.
South-South governors met recently in Port Harcourt, Riv…[Read more]

God doesn’t make mistakes, there must be something bigger waiting

A psychologist worked round a class while teaching stress mgt to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they wld be asked the half empty or full question. With a smile on her face she inquired: how heavy is this glass of water? Ans called out ranged from 8oz to 20oz.she replied, the absolute weight doesn’t matter.it depends…[Read more]