Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
A: “I saw you yeasterday”

Q: Why doesn’t bread like warm weather?
A: Things get Toasty!

Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
A: Because they never get mold!

Q: What do you call holy bread?
A: Jesus Crust!

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A: Doughnuts!

Q: What did…[Read more]

I slapped a soldier today… and he ran away, that’s how I knew he was fake. Please let’s join hands and expose the fake soldiers in town. How? By slapping any soldier you come across . If he runs, then he is fake! If he doesn’t run. The Lord is your strength.

@lovern @simplym yeah i heard some users were also not paid. I don’t know why are they not paying still and the reason for taking such a long time. If they are facing any issue or delay for our payments, they should contact us via private message and inform us about the problem. Even they did not informed any time that why i was not paid in March…[Read more]

@haripriya,hehehe that sounds ridiculous your teacher disliked your behavior when you were in college. Maybe your teacher envied you for being that social student and having lots of friends. Me too, when I was in college my PE teacher called my attention when I was so lousy, noisy during our activity in pool.But, that did not stop me from being…[Read more]

A pilot was transporting group of mad men to a psychiatric hospital but the mad men were noisy that the pilot couldn’t hear even the informaton being passed to him from the controller. One of the mad men entered the pilots cabin and the conversation commenced:
Mad Man: pilot teach me how to fly.
Pilot: I will teach u in one condition , if u can…[Read more]