@ haripriya,Money is so important life will become miserable without money.Let us only spend it wisely for this time money is hard to find. Even if we have an active work in the day, but our earning will have so numerous deductions mostly on taxes that is why , it is advisable to live within means or if possible live without means hahahahaha.If we…[Read more]

I agree with you @ Cely that lack of money is the root of all evil. Reading your quotes just reminds me of the importance of money and why we are all working and what are we running towards. Even though money is not the ultimate aim it is not possible to love without in the ever changing economy where everything is simply getting costlier. Once…[Read more]

You get f9. You still dey pocket

What if you are the one that have the A1?

PLEASE DON’T EAT INDOMIE WITH FRIED EGG AGAIN AT VENDORS ESPECIALLY AT ABOKI JOINTS

I can’t believe it but it happened to my cousin last night .

My cousin and his friends went to a food vendor to eat, they told the mallam to fix 10 packs of indomie and 8 eggs, then they sat down to chill till he prepares the food……. He was cooking and they…[Read more]

Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
A: “I saw you yeasterday”

Q: Why doesn’t bread like warm weather?
A: Things get Toasty!

Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
A: Because they never get mold!

Q: What do you call holy bread?
A: Jesus Crust!

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A: Doughnuts!

Q: What did…[Read more]

I slapped a soldier today… and he ran away, that’s how I knew he was fake. Please let’s join hands and expose the fake soldiers in town. How? By slapping any soldier you come across . If he runs, then he is fake! If he doesn’t run. The Lord is your strength.

@haripriya,hehehe that sounds ridiculous your teacher disliked your behavior when you were in college. Maybe your teacher envied you for being that social student and having lots of friends. Me too, when I was in college my PE teacher called my attention when I was so lousy, noisy during our activity in pool.But, that did not stop me from being…[Read more]

A pilot was transporting group of mad men to a psychiatric hospital but the mad men were noisy that the pilot couldn’t hear even the informaton being passed to him from the controller. One of the mad men entered the pilots cabin and the conversation commenced:
Mad Man: pilot teach me how to fly.
Pilot: I will teach u in one condition , if u can…[Read more]

@cely I agree with you. Sometimes smiling is contagious and even I had a similar experience when I was studying in school. During my school days, I used to smile a lot at random students and sometimes I got scolding for that from the teacher but I took a long time to change that habit. Now I don’t smile often and usually, it depends on my mood.

Smile from someone relieves stress and paves way to happiness, as if it replaces the first stimulus that we have that seems like killing our self due too too much stress and unhappiness of life.Then in a work place if our boss is smiling at us while greeting us the morning she arrives, the entire force also feels motivated and inspired unlike if…[Read more]

@haripriya, Thanks too, yes we have to be smiling all the time even to a stranger but sometimes they misinterpret our smile hahahaha. I experienced one time I smiled at someone because he was so handsome and he also looked at me and he smiled back and from that time on I cannot forget his smile and meaningful look hehehe.Maybe it was called love…[Read more]