Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
A: “I saw you yeasterday”

Q: Why doesn’t bread like warm weather?
A: Things get Toasty!

Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
A: Because they never get mold!

Q: What do you call holy bread?
A: Jesus Crust!

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A: Doughnuts!

Q: What did…[Read more]

I slapped a soldier today… and he ran away, that’s how I knew he was fake. Please let’s join hands and expose the fake soldiers in town. How? By slapping any soldier you come across . If he runs, then he is fake! If he doesn’t run. The Lord is your strength.

A pilot was transporting group of mad men to a psychiatric hospital but the mad men were noisy that the pilot couldn’t hear even the informaton being passed to him from the controller. One of the mad men entered the pilots cabin and the conversation commenced:
Mad Man: pilot teach me how to fly.
Pilot: I will teach u in one condition , if u can…[Read more]

I have experienced so many downs in the relationship with one of my friend and it happens when I was in my college days.  When I enter into hostel first I met that girl and she is so friendly and caring at that time. Later the class starts, I noticed some changes from her and I thought that was because of the classes but I was purely wrong. She…[Read more]

For me, it was when it became emotionally and mentally exhausting and there were no improvements of the problem. I loved with everything I had and I waited patiently for issues he had within him to get resolved. That never happened and I had to love myself enough to walk away because we all deserve that happiness and peace and the love that builds…[Read more]

Nice advises. Personally, I think why should someone give advice to others problem without knowing exactly what that person wants. We can give suggestions to others and not compel them to follow what we have advised. Sometimes advice is not followed by the by the person who needs and he does always the same mistakes, then there is no use in advis…[Read more]

Boko Haram members Entered A Jumm@t Mosque

They closed all d doors and said: we are going 2 kill only 100 people,

And we are going to start according to ur names in Alphabetical order 😧

They stated with the Imam👳🏻, they ask d Imam what’s ur Name?

He replied: Ziza Zabilo .

They ask d second imam👳🏻 he said: my name is Zunusi Zaminu

They ask…[Read more]