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*Wife:*- Woooooooooow!!, darling I have a very big surprise for you, I can’t believe this.
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OYINBO HAS DONE IT AGAIN You can now check your weight on your phone; just dail *158#, put your phone on the ground then stand on it, if you want accurate reading, just jump on it and quickly check out the reading. No need to thank me for this info. Haba!!! What are we friends for ? |
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An announcement to all members of this group. We are humbly requesting you all to leave the group tomorrow morning from 9am to 1pm. *we want to PAINT the room*because the paints on the walls are dirty, thank you!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
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LET BE HONEST If you win #12billion and they make it compulsory to give #2billion to any of the following people. Who will you give ?(1) your mum (2) your boyfriend (3) your dad(4) your girlfriend Note: the four of them are present at the venue where you are recieving the money Am confused. But am going to choose ma mum
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My Eyes Detected, My Heart Reacted, Thousand Were Rejected & Only You Were Selected, , , , , Because I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement Do You What Is GIRL Attitude Of Girls: When A Boy Sends Dirty Sms, She Laughs For 10minutes, She Forward It To Her Friends And Then Replies The Boy “i Don,t Like That Kind Of Sms , Ok? |
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Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? A: Pull down its genes.
Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang? A: The Nucleus
Q: How do you make a hormone? A: Don’t pay her.
Q: How do you tell the gender of a person? A: You pull there genes down.
Q: Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? A: He was a man of many cultures.
Q: What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? A: Designer jeans.
Q: Why are men sexier than women? A: You can’t spell sexy without xy
Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? A: Mitosis
Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? A: An itsy bitsy book.
Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexics Association
Q: What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. A: I like your body, and the Golgi said it’s complex.
Q: What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy? A: Chemotaxis
Q: How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? A: Romeostasis
Q: What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A: A FSH.
Q: What did the femur say to the patella? A: I kneed you.
Q: What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? A: I like your “style”
Q: How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? A: He caught the garter snake.
Q: How do you identify a bald eagle? A: All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Q: Where do you bury dead people? A: Asymmetry
Q: What do football players wear on their heads? A: Helminth
Q: What is the study of real estate? A: Homology
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
Q: Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? A: Because he was below “C” level.
Q: How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? A: Fear of utility bills.
Q: What is the reproductive area in South America? A: Spermatagonia
Q: Where do hippos go to university? A: Hippocampus
Q: What type of flowers does everybody have? A: two-lips.
Q: How do you know your dehydrated? A: You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Q: How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
Q: Why are environmentalists bad at playing cards? A: They like to avoid the flush.
Q: Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets? A: Polly, Ethel and Ian
There is a problem with noses. What is it? They all ways get in other people’s business. Huh? They’re just too nosy!
Biology the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.
Why do noses run but feet smell?
A cross eyed biology teacher was fired because she could not keep her pupils straight
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
There were for houses on a street the red house was made out of brick he purple house was made out of brick and the yellow house was made out of brick what was the greenhouse made out of?
Have you ever heard the story about the germ? No? Really? Never mind it will get around.
Biology Teacher: “Students, what does the chiken give you?” Student(s): Eggs and Meat! Teacher: “Great! What dose the pig give you?” Student(s): Bacon! Teacher: “Excellent! Now what does the fat cow give you?” Student(s): HOMEWORK!! |
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Biology Pick Up Lines:
The only cleavage I want to see is at a cellular level.
If we were like chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair .
Baby, I wish I were DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes
Girl whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: Smooth or Rough?
I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.
Your chromosomes have combined beautifully
Girl, your so hot you denature my proteins
I like my sex the way I like my endoplasmic reticulum…..Rough.
You must be a gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up |
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Boko Haram members Entered A Jumm@t Mosque They closed all d doors and said: we are going 2 kill only 100 people, And we are going to start according to ur names in Alphabetical order 😧 They stated with the Imam👳🏻, they ask d Imam what’s ur Name? He replied: Ziza Zabilo . They ask d second imam👳🏻 he said: my name is Zunusi Zaminu They ask the Ladan what up u? Some one behind him quickly respond & said his name is Aliyu Abubakar. The Ladan said: wallahi he is a liar sir, wallahi my Name is Zaliyu Zabubakar😀😀😀 If u were there, what will be ur Name…….? |
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A pilot was transporting group of mad men to a psychiatric hospital but the mad men were noisy that the pilot couldn’t hear even the informaton being passed to him from the controller. One of the mad men entered the pilots cabin and the conversation commenced: |
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Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread? Q: Why doesn’t bread like warm weather? Q: Why are bread jokes always funny? Q: What do you call holy bread? Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table? Q: What does bread do after it’s done baking? Q: Why was the baker in a panic? Q: What happened when the baker’s wife came home early? Q: What do the bread say to the chicken? Q: Why do bakers give women on special occasions? Q: What does flour and yeast need? Q: Have you seen the romantic comedy about bread? Q: Why did the baker go to jail? Q: How do you make pickle bread? Q: What pick up line does yeast use on flour? Q: Why did the dog jump on the counter and take a bite out of the bread? Q: What do you call a flying bagel? Q: What do u call a whore who screws for 5 cents? Q: What did the baker say to the hot girl? Q: Where does an injured sandwich go? Q: What did the loaf of bread say to the police officer? Q: What did the yeast say to the bag of flour? Q: Can you make a sandwich with corned beef, sauerkraut, and Swiss cheese? Q: What is a bakers favorite Beatles song? Q: What happens when you burn bread? Q: How does a loaf of bread validate it’s anger against grapes? Q: What do bread and autistic kids have in common? Q: What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour? Q: Why did Mama Flour and Papa Yeast tell Baby Bread to get a job? Q: Why doesn’t anyone want to work in a bakery? Q: What Kind of Biscuits Can Fly? Q: When does sourdough bread rise? Q: What did the butter say to the bread? Q: What do you get when you mix Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy? Q: What do you call it when a mother and child bake bread together? Q: Why does everyone need bread and water? Two Buscuits walking across Union Street, Two muffins are in an oven and one says,”Wow, it’s hot in here!” Nothing with zucchini in it tastes good. Enough of the bread jokes ther too crumby. Hunger Games Whenever I hear a good song I say To Panemaniacs, “Life is like a loaf of bread, Peeta, you never know which district it’ll be from.” After Katniss found me almost dead When life hands you lemons, trade them for BREAD “I’m not bready to have sex with you, Peeta!” Peetas bread rising for you 🙂 Katniss: Enough with the bread jokes Peeta, we knead to be serious here. Katniss: Oh, Hey Peeta |
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PLEASE DON’T EAT INDOMIE WITH FRIED EGG AGAIN AT VENDORS ESPECIALLY AT ABOKI JOINTS I can’t believe it but it happened to my cousin last night . My cousin and his friends went to a food vendor to eat, they told the mallam to fix 10 packs of indomie and 8 eggs, then they sat down to chill till he prepares the food……. He was cooking and they were gisting. Suddenly he told them the food was ready and he served them. While they were eating, he asked them what they wanted to drink and they ordered for fanta and maltina, he brought the drinks, they opened it and drank. 30 minutes later, they finished eating and paid the mallam and they started walking back home when he suddenly remembered that he left his phone on the table then he ran back to get it. Luckily,the phone was still there and he picked it ran back home to sleep! See as u dey wait for bad news ? I don’t have any bad news joor! If e pain u…… I dey my house come and beat me. |
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You get f9. You still dey pocket What if you are the one that have the A1? |
I slapped a soldier today… and he ran away, that’s how I knew he was fake. Please let’s join hands and expose the fake soldiers in town. How? By slapping any soldier you come across . If he runs, then he is fake! If he doesn’t run. The Lord is your strength.You must be logged in to reply to this topic.
