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July 2, 2018 at 2:11 am

1. The never-ending “what do you want to eat tonight? I don’t know, what do you want to eat?” fight
2. The “this is how you’re supposed to put the dishes away?” fight
3. The “I cooked, so you should do the dishes” fight
4. The “this is how the towels are SUPPOSED to be folded and put away” fight
5. The “I’m bored and our relationship is predictable” fight
6. The “did you eat ALL of the leftovers?!” fight
7. The “I can’t even remember how it started, but now it’s escalated into a lot of crying” fight
8. The “why don’t you want to hang out with my friends?” fight
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9. The “I don’t have any of the bedsheets and I’m freezing now” fight
10. The “sorry, I didn’t think you wanted to go to X store too” fight
11. The “I didn’t want to say anything, but your friend X is actually a dick” fight
12. The “which family are we going to see this holiday break?” fight
13. The “WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUT AN EMPTY CARTON OF MILK BACK IN THE FRIDGE?!” fight
14. The “did you watch an episode of OUR show without waiting for me?” fight
15. The “I bought toilet paper the last three times, it’s your turn now” fight
16. The “did you just fart when my face was close to your butt?” fight
17. The “but I always take the fucking garbage out” fight
18. The “why do you never want to spend time with my family?” fight
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19. The “what the hell are we going to watch tonight?” fight
20. The “what do you mean my outfit looks like a hot mess?!” fight
21. The “I don’t care if you think I have too many shoes” fight
22. The “my stuff doesn’t take up more room than yours in the closet” fight
23. The “you owe me $2, but I’m gonna be a ~hero~ and not say anything until, like, a month later when I want to be petty” fight
24. The “I’m sick of getting water for you every time I get off the sofa” fight
25. The “please stop leaving your socks on the middle of the floor, because I always end up picking them up” fight