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May 19, 2016 at 5:29 am

Share funny stories you were involved in or from people you know here.

I’ll start.

My dad really hated his boss once, she drove him crazy.  So one 4th of July he bought 3 white mice and some food coloring.  He dyed one mouse red, one blue, and left one white.  He then let them loose in her office.  Apparently her screams could be heard throughout the whole building!  She threatened all the managers but no one would give him up, they just kept swearing the mice must’ve fallen in paint.

May 20, 2016 at 9:30 pm

I will share another one from my dad…this is a bad one!  Again a work story.

A friend of his at work kept pestering him to go to church on Sunday morning.  He gave the guy an address and told him to show up on Sunday and blow the car horn real loud, so my dad would know he was there to pick him up.  Sunday came and the man drove to the address, never having been in that part of the city before.  It turns out my dad gave him a fake address…one in a part of the city that was run by gangs.  Had he actually blew the horn, he would’ve woken up all the drug dealers who’d just gone to sleep after a busy Saturday night!  He didn’t blow the horn and got out of there quickly!

May 20, 2016 at 9:45 pm

I have a very nice tidy kitty at home as an indoor-pet. She never done something nasty and she is really really tidy.

Well, this morning I went to the kitchen and there was this weird smell, it was like something poisonous is evaporating.

Now, I know I have some crazy people in my building so I was afraid it was not some sort of a chemical somebody poured or whatever.

I literary wreck apart my place to find a suspicious element and I was already at the door to have a briefing with our building hostess when I saw an open bag of potatoes which I bought only a few days ago. It was sitting quite innocently at it’s corner in a box.

Apparently our kitty took the ‘box’ for granted and made herself a new bigger ‘throne’.

Bleeeeh!