THE JOKE ABOUTH DRUNK KOOS: Koos went to the bar on a saturday afternoon ordering a double brandy and coke so it went on for hours till the barman tells koos it’s time to go the place is closing.. As koos try to stand up he falls flat on his face..he tries to stand up again and again he falls flat on his face he decides to crawl to the door..as he gets to the door he makes another atempt and guess what again he falls flat on his face he decides to avoid the pain and crawls home 3 blocks as he gets to the house he finds the door open..he crawls in finding his wife waiting for him in the kitchen..so you got drunk again says koos wife!!Me no Never replies koos..his wife replies You forgot your wheelchair at the bar again…lol