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    Edwin Afonso posted an update in the group Group logo of Health IssuesHealth Issues 7 years, 9 months ago

    *Laugh at this* :

    An Indian Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100

    A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic…

    *Lawyer* : “I have lost my sense of taste”

    *Indian doctor* : “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”

    *Lawyer* : “Ugh..this is kerosene”

    *Indian doctor* : “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20”

    The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…

    *Lawyer* : “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”

    *Indian doctor* : “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”

    *Lawyer (annoyed)* : “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”

    *Indian doctor* : “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20”

    The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

    *Lawyer* : “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all ”

    *Indian doctor* : “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100”

    *Lawyer (staring at the note)* : “But this is $20, not $100”

    *Indian doctor* : “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20”

    *You can’t beat Indians* !!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    Don’t know who wrote this.. Hats off to him……